Title: The Real Money's In Syndication
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1839
Featured Character(s): Jack, Daniel, Teal'c, Sam
Pairing(s): None
Summary: SG-1 are captured by Goa'ulds with some... very peculiar demands.
A/N: For rydra_wong and abyssinia, who are very pushy. ;)

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( Prepare for an X-treme adventure... )

Title: Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Wordcount: 625
Featured Character(s): Jack, Daniel, Teal'c, Sam
Pairing: None
Summary: With friends like these...
A/N: A slice of nonsense.

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( "I swear to god," growled Jack, "if one more person tries to feed me ice chips, I'm gonna shove the damn things down their pants." )

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END.

Title: Need-To-Know
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Wordcount: 542
Featured Character(s): Jonas
Pairing(s): None
Summary: Someone thinks Jonas should be kept in the loop.
A/N: Sequel to Insider Info. This is my contribution to sg_fignewton's SG-1 Gen Fic Day.

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( Sadly, they were interrupted before Jonas could get more details about the rest of SG-1. )

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END.

N is for Nish'ta
G, gen, 707 words.
Written for sg_fignewton's birthday (and originally posted here).

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( Well, this is another fine mess. )

Written for the LeapGate comment ficathon.
G, gen, team. 719 words.

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( It had been like herding cats, all day. )

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END.

For sg1danny, who asked for room 64, and Daniel taking the team to the museum. Room 64 is early Egyptian stuff, from before the pyramids were built. Daniel would love it. I got a kick out of every label for 'during the Naqada II period'.

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I've done a couple of ficlets so far for my British Museum prompts - I went there yesterday and today, and this is what I've come up with so far:



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More to come tomorrow. Prompting is still wide open, if anyone else wants me to write them a ficlet. 

ETA: Hahaha! Now with commentfic from holdouttrout, with Jack's ideal alternative to the statue situation. :D

...Can't... stay... awake...

...Work... boring...

...Had... four hours... sleep...

...Two... and a half... hours... before... can go... home....

...Agh...





/Kirk


edit: The lack of sleep has caused me to go loopy. Evidently:

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Gakked from kellifer_fic   :

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.) 

Do your worst! :-) 

Me, procrastinating on my Sam/Daniel fic? Naaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Actually, I've written 500+ words on it today, so I'm feeling productive. Although I'd feel more productive if I could work out What Happens Next. If I get it finished by this weekend, is anyone up for a quick beta? I don't think it'll be much more than 1,500 words when finished.

edit: Thanks to abyssinia4077 for the prompts - this one bit me quickly!



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edit2: Jack/Felger (Avenger 2.0 spoilers)...




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edit3: OMG, you must read this right now! abyssinia4077  put all three of her prompts in one fic! Genius stuff (scroll down, it's in the comments). Hahaha! 

I love this meme. 

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edit4: Last one:

Thank you all for your birthday wishes - when I get a bit more time, I'm going to go reply properly in people's lj's, but for now I just want to say thank you for the kind thoughts, and pics, and fic, and eeeee! I love you all! *hugs flist*

I had a very nice birthday, involving being bought lots of things (which is always good). And I now have an easel, which can take big (up to 1.5m) canvases - so perhaps I'll finally get off my ass and do some painting.

Oh, and I saw Wicked (musical about the untold story of the witches of Oz). Jack should so go and see it! And drag his team along! And then buy Sam a 'Defying Gravity' T-shirt! And she'd give him a Very Stern Look, but she'd wear it anyway - partly to see his reaction, and partly because she knows the song is also about pushing your limits, and flying, and doing amazing things that seemed to be impossible, and she'd know he meant it in a loving way, and not just as an excuse to stare at her chest.

I don't think I'll write the ficlet in my head, though, because it'd only make sense if you've seen the musical.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyhow. In other news, here's my

remix_redux story:


Title: "Those Eyebrows-!" (Methods Of Governance Remix)
Author: Pepper
Summary: Cam was trying to be cool about it, but this was the fifth time he'd traveled offworld, and the excitement wasn't showing any signs of wearing off.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, Daniel Jackson
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Characters belong to whoever owns the Stargate copyright – story written for fun and not profit (more's the pity).
Original story: "Those Eyebrows-!" by Koanju

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This was never going to get old.

 

 

I swear I'm not doing any more. After this.

Everyone else is doing it, and I just had the scanner connected to my PC at work - literally five mins ago...

Found this in my brain this morning. *shrug* Don't know what it was doing there. Hanging out and causing trouble, no doubt, smoking and drinking hard liquor in darkened corners... Seemed best to let it loose.

Title: Reasons To Be Cheerful
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Season: Beginning of Season 7.
Featured Character(s): Jack, team
Pairing(s): None
Summary: Jack was weary, and giving some serious thought to going fishing. Like, for the rest of his life. But...
A/N: Okay, I got no responses to the timestamp meme thing, but I'm just going to go ahead and believe y'all love me really and you just didn't spot it (*sniffle*). And so, for my own satisfaction, here is 'Pirating 101' (which, for your edification and elucidation, can be found here), one year later. Title borrowed from Ian Dury and the Blockheads, but that has nothing to do with anything. (And I'm writing a totally different story for the space pirate fic challenge - because I am that odd.)

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( Reasons To Be Cheerful )
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REALLY THE END THIS TIME.

Title: Pirating 101
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Summary: Arrrrrr. Silliness ahoy!
Season: 2-7
Featured Character(s): Jack, Daniel, Sam, Teal'c.
Pairing(s): None
A/N: It's September 19th. It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. What more can I say?

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( Pirating 101 )


- THE END. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME. ARRRRRRR.