Title: A Strange and Unpredicted Event
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Wordcount: 1060
Featured Character(s): Daniel, Sam, Sam's sense of humour.
Summary: About a quarter of Daniel's on-base time was spent in the labs with Sam...
A/N: Happy birthday aurora_novarum! Further notes at the end...

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( A Strange and Unpredicted Event )

Title: Amanuensis
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Wordcount: 427
Featured Character(s): Jack, Daniel
Pairing(s): None
Summary: It takes great effort to be this annoying.
A/N: For crazedturkey , with love.

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( A fall is an event which results in a pain in the... )

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END.

(ETA: Meep! My copy of Continuum was posted yesterday! *sits by letterbox*)

Title: Planet Of The Woobies
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 898
Featured Character(s): Daniel
Pairing(s): Daniel/team
Summary: Uh, this is just crack!fic. It hardly rates a summary.
A/N: So, I've nearly finished reading Barque of Heaven, and... okay, it's not actually this bad. At all. Honestly. 

(No actual spoilers for Barque, either. The plot of this--such as it is--is entirely mine.)

ETA: Haha! I would like to make it known that I wrote this before reading the final chapter of Barque (p. 336 on). And now I have read it. Uh-huh.

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( Consciousness slowly slithered back into Jack's brain... )
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THE END.

For sg1danny, who asked for room 64, and Daniel taking the team to the museum. Room 64 is early Egyptian stuff, from before the pyramids were built. Daniel would love it. I got a kick out of every label for 'during the Naqada II period'.

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For aurora_novarum, who requested Sam and Daniel, and also happened to request one of my all-time favourite rooms in the museum, the Mexican gallery (room 27). It's full of Mayan, Aztec etc stuff. I went there when I was a kid, and it made a huge impression on me. It's beautiful, but very sinister at the same time. My favourites are all the turquoise mosaic things, but what inspired this ficlet was a frankly terrifying ceremonial jade perforator.

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Help? What episode does this come from (or am I completely imagining it)?

Daniel: Well, Jack's back to normal, which is good, I... suppose.
Jack: [shoots him annoyed look]

ETA: Ah, thank goodness - solved by suzannemarie. It's from Window of Opportunity, and I was remembering it slightly wrong: 

Daniel: No, I realize that the Asgards returned you to normal, which is… fortunate, I suppose.
Jack: [lets him get knocked over by Siler]

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Whilst I'm at it, today is Spam Me With Your Favourite Daniel Quotes Thursday. I love:

from Ascension:
Col. Simmons: Need I remind you, Doctor Jackson, the dangers that we're trying to defend the Earth against?
Daniel: Oh, uh - could you? I mean, go slow.

and, from Window of Opportunity:
Daniel: Maybe he read your report?


Warning: quotes in comments include spoilers for season 10! And, holy cow you guys. Don't you have any work to do? ;) ;) ;)

I've done a couple of ficlets so far for my British Museum prompts - I went there yesterday and today, and this is what I've come up with so far:



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More to come tomorrow. Prompting is still wide open, if anyone else wants me to write them a ficlet. 

ETA: Hahaha! Now with commentfic from holdouttrout, with Jack's ideal alternative to the statue situation. :D

And look, I have proof that Daniel is a first-class idiot (triggered by something redbyrd_sgfic said):

Window Of Opportunity: "You could do anything for as long as you want without having to worry about the consequences."

New Order pt. 2: "You’ll be in charge – you can do whatever you want."

Now, granted he can't learn from that first mistake, not being able to remember it, but... Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Once is a mistake. Saying that twice to Jack looks like carelessness.