Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1627
Summary: He'd nearly kissed her neck.
Season: One
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
A/N: With thanks to
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holdouttrout, who gave me a deadline. Valentines series:
1: Intruder Alert
2: Sweet, Cute, Tacky
3: Days Of Wine And Roses
4: Unprofessional
5: Etiquette
6: Four's Company
7: The Wrong Man
8: The Kirk Syndrome
9: White. Silk. Underwear.
10: Slow Evolution
11: Settling In
12: Necking
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( He'd nearly kissed her neck. )
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TBC.
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Summary: Typical. It was absolutely typical of him.
Season: One
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
A/N: Oh heck, I do write this about once a year, for
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shinysilvergrl's birthday – at this rate, it should be finished by 2022. Aaaaaaaaaaa. Happy birthday, shinysilvergrl! Valentines series:
1: Intruder Alert
2: Sweet, Cute, Tacky
3: Days Of Wine And Roses
4: Unprofessional
5: Etiquette
6: Four's Company
7: The Wrong Man
8: The Kirk Syndrome
9: White. Silk. Underwear.
10: Slow Evolution
11: Settling In
12: Necking
Will make no sense without reading those others first, but if this is a new story to you and you're thinking of reading it, a warning: I've been writing this since about when I started in the fandom. I have a serious problem with WIPs. I am truly sorry about that.
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( She took a look inside, and found he was already there, feet propped up on the furniture, hands carelessly fiddling with something terribly breakable. )
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TBC!
or
OMG flailingly embarrassing, please don't do that, the characters would never do that, make it stop, argh?
Season: Three
Related SG-1 Episode(s): 317 100 Days, 318 Shades Of Grey, 319 New Ground, 320 Maternal Instinct
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
A/N: For
surreallis, on her birthday. Canon shmanon. *smooches*ETA: This is unbeta'd, and I almost forgot to add annerb's lovely banner!
END.
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 3,985
Featured Character(s): Sam Carter, MacGyver
Pairing(s): Sam/Mac
Summary: Sam takes a little vacation with a like-minded genius.
A/N: From six (!) of
abyssinia4077 's LeapGate prompts - reposted here as one thing, as it's effectively one story (and it's also kind of a sequel to my ficlet Inspiration, which is NC-17 and was from a prompt from oxoniensis 's Porn Battle V.) What can I say: surreallis leaves these Sam/Mac prompts around, and I can't help myself. :)---
( Mac lay soaking in the sun... )
THE END
holdouttrout, who asked for room 13 and Sam/Jack - for which she gets this bit of fluff. The room was full of early Greek (Mycenaean) pottery, coins and jewellery, 1050 – 520 BC. They had copies of some of the earliest coins ever made, tiny little things, like little silver nuggets in uneven shapes, stamped with their value. What first caught my eye, though, was a giant storage jar, or pithos. ---
*eyeroll at self*
jack_builtstories: peri81 's Not Quite Pantsless, my Poor Unfortunate Souls, and holdouttrout 's The Earthquake. ---
x-posted for my archiving.
jack_built! For this tangent I would like to blame
crazedturkey , abyssinia4077 , geneeste , and peri81 . You all suck. *smooches* jack_built, which, if you haven't yet seen it, what are you waiting for? I just counted 31 fics and ficlets that have been posted there. Since Saturday. There are Halo 3 parties, particle accelerators in the bathrooms, cool dudes on the fourth floor, crabcakes and garlic tomato soup, telescopes on the roof, canoodling in the closets, an archaeologist/anthropologist in the laundry room, and something strange happened to the doors in 320. Go already.--
jack_built(The House That Jack Built), based on all the characters being giant nerds and living in an apartment block together, with Jack as the grumpy guy who runs the place. Whee! It's completely taken over my brain (couldn't it wait until I've finished my ficathons? Pleeeez?). I have written fic for it, which I'm reposting below for archivy purposes. ---
Wordcount: 635
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Spoilers: None
Category: Sam/Jack
Rating/Warning: Thank god
schmoop_ageis a prerequisite...Prompt: Fishing leaves out of a lover's hair.
I tried to write miserable Valentines fic. I had an idea that I really liked, wrote 600-odd words of it, and just... stalled. Then I started editing. It's now at just over 100 words, and definitely won't be ready for Valentines, if at all. I have to admit it, I'm just not so good at angst. So, instead, I wrote this. I know that Valentines does suck mightily for many people (mine have, more often than not), and that holiday fic is in itself a horrible cliche, but... ah well. *shrugs* Happy Valentines, peeps.
Title: One Fish, Two Fish
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Season: 4-7
Featured Character(s): Sam, Jack
Pairing(s): S/J UST
Summary: Cutesy Valentines fic. May not be suitable for diabetics.
A/N: Inspired by the gifts my sweetie and I got each other today. Mwah, mwah, darling – we're just too cute for words.
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I have no patience. I'm going to post the others to lj today. Will it all fit in one post? We shall see. I promise I'll cool it with the ficspam now.
Part 1 is in previous post, here.
THE END. SORT OF.
See, those were the original four. And that was supposed to be It. But then I liked the feedback, and got an idea for a sequel, and now I don't know if I'll ever finish it, being the hopelessly disorganised case that I am.
So today I'm posting fluff. The first one of a series, originally intended to only be a series of four. I'm only going to post the first four stories on here, because they work as a complete set, and after that it meanders off and I'm not sure where it's going or when it'll get there, so that's just annoying. But you're welcome to read the rest on ff.net or my website (spaceprincess).
And I'm completely pretending that I'm posting this in time for Valentine's Day, and not just that it's a total coincidence that has only just dawned on me. Yes.
Title: Intruder Alert
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Season: One
Featured Character(s): Sam, Daniel, Jack
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack friendship/UST
Summary: Sam gets something unexpected
A/N: Simpsons references abound.
Series: Intruder Alert / Sweet, Cute, Tacky / Days Of Wine And Roses / Unprofessional / Etiquette / Four's Company / The Wrong Man / The Kirk Syndrome / White. Silk. Underwear. / Slow Evolution
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( Captain Sam Carter stared at the intruder, her first feeling one of surprise. )Not content with posting old fic, today I'm also posting new fic. You're probably sick of seeing my ficspam in your flists by now, so... sorry!
Title: Actions Speak Louder
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Season: Six
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sam
Pairing(s): Jack/Sam
Summary: This wasn't something he'd ever meant to do again.
A/N: Timestamp meme –
surrealphantast asked for "any point in between the body of Out Go the Lights and the epilogue which happened 6 years later? One small moment in between the point where they're still stealing comfort in the closet and when they're actually together." Read Out Go The Lights here.
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( It had been years. Literally. )Title: Out Go The Lights
Author: Pepper
Rating: 13+ (just in case)
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are... not mine. Story is mine, but is just for entertainment, no money is made from it, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Spoilers: None for season 9 or 10 as I haven't seen them! Not having cable sucks.
Warnings: Fairly high sugar content.
Category: Fluff, slight angst, then some more fluff.
Season: 4 and 10
Featured Character(s): Sam, Jack
Pairing(s): S/J all the way.
Summary: Four closets and a happy ending.
A/N: Kissing in closets. How... original. Unbeta'd, so all mistakes are mine own.
For the dec06 monthly challenge of 'kissing' on
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sj_everyday
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( Out Go The Lights )Plus pimpage for my older stories of kissage (seems to be a running theme...):
The Woods And The Rivers Are Silent
Practice Makes Perfect
I've finished a story so fluffy you could put a bell on it and call it Tinkles. I haven't sent it to my beta yet, but I will... soon...
It's set during Window of Opportunity, and largely features kissage. Or attempted kissage.
Anyhow, here's a sample:
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Jack rubbed his sweaty palms against his BDU pants, taking the stairs two at a time to the control room. There was Sam – and there too was George Hammond. This was unfortunate, as Teal'c would say, but ultimately irrelevant.
"Colonel," acknowledged the general. Jack nodded a greeting.
"Sir. Carter, stand up."
Military training brought her to her feet before her brain kicked in. "Sir?"
Jack walked right up to her. "No consequences," he muttered to himself. The minute Daniel had said that, one thing had flashed into his brain. Well, two things, but he wasn't going to do the second – it just seemed wrong. Okay. Right. He steeled himself, and took her abruptly by the shoulders. Leaned forward to kiss Sam Carter.
Only she wasn't there.
The moment she'd understood his intention, she'd scuttled backwards, leaving him looking – and feeling – very foolish indeed.
"Sir!"
"Colonel O'Neill?"
Ulp. That would be the general. Carter was staring at him, wide-eyed. "Um..." he said. Boy, this wasn't how he'd intended to spend the rest of this loop. Fortunately, then end was due any second.
"Colonel *O'Neill*!"
Sam's eyes narrowed in sudden suspicion. Double ulp. She sure could look scary when she was pissed. "Were you just trying to kiss me?"
Come on, come on, where was a bowl of Froot Loops when you needed it? "Uh... maybe?"
"It's because of the time loops, isn't it? You were going to do it because nobody would remember!" The guilty look on his face was enough to confirm her suspicions. "You son of a-"
#FLASH#
"...Anyway, I'm sorry, but that just happens to be the way I feel about it. What do you think?"
Sam and Daniel stared at him curiously. There was no hint of knowledge in her eyes.
"Colonel? Is something wrong?"
Jack breathed a sigh of relief. For a minute there, he'd thought he was in trouble.
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- Mood:
kissage
