Title: Get Your Motor Runnin'
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1, MacGyver
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1013
Featured Character(s): Sam Carter, MacGyver
Pairing(s): Sam/Mac
Summary: Why do these things always happen to him?
A/N: *eyeroll at self*

(Note to Beth: yes, I will link this in macgyverdeleted when I get home, and no, I'm still working on the Mac/Dr Gates one, so don't feel obliged to write that satin-jacket-DIAF fic just yet. *g*)

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( Mac wasn't entirely sure how they'd ended up in this position... )

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END.

Under the wire, I have posted a fic to the Porn Battle X: Ordinary Tweeple, RPF, Richard Dean Anderson/Amanda Tapping, NC-17, 1744 words. From the prompt 'Twitter', dammit.

Ohhhhhh, I'm going to Hell.

Icon applies genuinely:

Porn Battle X: Ten Big Ones is now taking prompts!

In case anyone's curious, mine are here.

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Icon applies sarcastically:

Dear Person Who Sent Out That Email About The Website:

Websites duz not work the way you think they work. Making the address up from a combination of the old website, the new website, and a touch of moonshine will not actually work. Further fictions about usernames and passwords will only serve to layer the confusion until everything is excitingly murky and no one believes anything we say.

Pls to check your sources before sending these things.

In bafflement,

Me.

Title: (Rarely) Pure And (Never) Simple
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1410
Featured Character(s): Sam, Jack
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Summary: This wasn't a situation she'd ever expected to relive.
A/N: Written for dayofindulgence. Thanks to holdouttrout, who looked this over and said I ought to add this warning: "Do not read at work. No. Just don't. You'll thank me later. Also avoid drinking anything while reading this fic."

Happy birthday, surreallis!



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(  Jack was kissing her neck... )

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CURTAINS!

Title: Tan Lines
Author: Pepper
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1085
Pairing: Richard Dean Anderson/Amanda Tapping
Summary: There's something in that intent look that throws her off-track.
A/N: Written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII, posted here.

Yes, yes, yes, RPF. I'm a freak, I know.

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( It's her turn to come back sun-warmed and lightly roasted )

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Title: Mutual Victory
Author: Pepper
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 765
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sara
Pairing: Jack/Sara
Summary:
A/N: Written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII, posted here - Unfold. Reposting to my LJ for archiving.

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( She likes to test her endurance against him. )

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I found this yesterday, and thought I'd share the laugh with Stargate fans who understand.

( Lorne writes poetry, too! )

Stargazer's Lorne/Giant Squid fic, part I, part II - Unfold, and part III.

She's not right for you, Lorne! She cheated on you with Daniel!

Woohoo! I posted - just in the nick of time - a commentfic for oxoniensis's Porn Battle V. However, I had to cut several plotty bits - dammit - because of the limitation to comments. So here is the thing in full.

Title: Inspiration
Author: Pepper
Rating: NC-17 (duh)
Pairing(s): Sam Carter / Macgyver
Summary: Episode tag for Touchstone (Stargate), would you believe. Sam Carter and Mac have run into one another whilst trying to deal with some of the consequences of the weather device.
A/N: From Jenn's Macgyver/Stargate, Mac/Sam prompt, rain. Unbeta'd - I had to rush to get this done on time.

ETA: More beginning bit added, just because I can.

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( The air was unbearably hot and dry. But Sam wasn't minding so much at the moment. )