I would have said "Favourite Teal'c Line", but there's probably not enough of them for it to be considered spam. I'll kick it off with these three. First, from Rite Of Passage, when Teal'c freaks Jack out with the mysterious items in Nirrti's lab -
Jack: What's this for?
Teal'c: What do you think it is for?
And a bit from The Other Side -
Jack: So what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Jack: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.
And in Smoke And Mirrors, Teal'c clotheslining Dr. Langham, and then interrogating him by simply acting scary as hell. He's so cool.
For more fun with Teal'c and Jack,
dknightshadehas an interesting discussion of their developing relationship here, with reference to the current
redial_the_gateepisode, Message In A Bottle.
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Also, I've now added the answers to the unguessed lines on the song meme. And posted yet another Sam/Mac story to LeapGate. I am a busy bee.
Jack: What's this for?
Teal'c: What do you think it is for?
And a bit from The Other Side -
Jack: So what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Jack: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.
And in Smoke And Mirrors, Teal'c clotheslining Dr. Langham, and then interrogating him by simply acting scary as hell. He's so cool.
For more fun with Teal'c and Jack,
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Also, I've now added the answers to the unguessed lines on the song meme. And posted yet another Sam/Mac story to LeapGate. I am a busy bee.

Comments
Jack: Jaffa jokes. Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c: I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow! The Horus Guard's beak glistens! The Setesh Guard's…nose drips. (cracks himself up)
Cracks me up *every* time! Not so much at Teal'c's joke, but at the everyone else's stonefaced reaction. I mean c'mon guys, he at least *tried* to tell a joke!
Fabulous moment.
I keep trying to figure the joke out, too. Which is undoubtedly a futile endeavour.
OMG! I'm a Jaffa and didn't know it!
(But at least I get to use my brand spankin' new icon. ;-)
HUMPH! :-):-)
*refuses to admit the possibility that living with a teenager could have anything to do with it*
*remembers kid wasn't a teenager then - that *COULD* have something to do with it*
Love that story, btw.