Belated happy birthday to
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holdouttrout and rigel_7 , and thank you so much to 6beforelunch for the lovely, lovely remix!Clearly there's only one way to adequately express myself: STICK FIGURE ART!
ETA: Dialogue now written in underneath, because my handwriting is appalling.
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For holdouttrout:
Jack: So, grasshopper, you have learned well the ways of the snark.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: And the Seventy-Eight Infallible Methods for annoying a member of your team.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: Then I have nothing more to teach you. Go forth and join SG-1.
Vala: There's just one thing, sensei...
Vala: What's this I hear about Sam, Daniel, a 12oz carton of yoghurt, 15cc of honey, and three bananas?
Jack: Ah. You'll be wanting the advanced course.
Vala: Ooh, goody!
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Forlinnet_101
6beforelunch
Sam: OH, FOR-!
Sam: Okay, who let in the elephant?!?
Jack, Vala, Daniel, Teal'c and Cam: Elephant?
Sam: There's footprints ALL OVER my jello!
holdouttrout: 
Jack: So, grasshopper, you have learned well the ways of the snark.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: And the Seventy-Eight Infallible Methods for annoying a member of your team.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: Then I have nothing more to teach you. Go forth and join SG-1.
Vala: There's just one thing, sensei...
Vala: What's this I hear about Sam, Daniel, a 12oz carton of yoghurt, 15cc of honey, and three bananas?
Jack: Ah. You'll be wanting the advanced course.
Vala: Ooh, goody!
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For
linnet_101
Daniel: Vala! Stay away from Jack! And Jack, stay away from Vala! You're a bad influence!
Jack: Who's a bad influence?
Daniel: BOTH OF YOU!
Teal'c: Indeed. And you will wash my robes before you return them. Cool wash, no bleach.
Cam: Hey guys, I've just baked some - WHOA!
Cam: General O'Neill, is that... a new hat?
Jack: Keen eyes, Mitchell. Glad I made you leader of SG-1.
Vala: Cam's the leader?
Daniel: Is there something you want to tell us, Jack?
Teal'c: Be bald and proud, O'Neill.
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And for
6beforelunch
Sam: OH, FOR-!
Sam: Okay, who let in the elephant?!?
Jack, Vala, Daniel, Teal'c and Cam: Elephant?
Sam: There's footprints ALL OVER my jello!
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Comments
An elephant! Jello! Mention of bananas! Cam being nigh oblivious!
And it has Jack & Vala snark-mentoring!!!
*dies of sheer stick-figure-art bliss*
...Okay, yes, I need to cool it with the metaphors in my stick figure art. Because, seriously - stick figure symbolism? *is cracked*
Hee. Hope you had a lovely birthday!
(I esp. adore how Daniel's glasses' stems stick out from his head. :) Only one question: er, what is Cam's "attribute", there? Because at first, when he came in, I thought he might be Sam and that might be a science-y chemistry flask or something.)
I had no idea how to illustrate Cam, to be honest. He seriously needs a gimmick if he wants to turn up in any more stick figure art. *glares at him*
Made my day. (Am too amused to type complete sentences.)
*g*
Elephant! *has obsession with all things elephant related*
And I absolutely adore Cam and his bag-of-macaroons-because-he-clearly-needs-a-gimmick :D
I love it!!!
Glad you liked! Belated happy birthday! *g*
"of course! Cam has no pants!"
There's his gimmick :P
I don't quite know how that translates to stick form (maybe erase his little stick crotch :P)
None of the little stick people wear pants, to my mind. Or anything else, for that matter. They don't need clothes, not having the bits to be embarrassed about. They're nekkid!
See, I think I have them in a separate place in my mind to 'real' SG-1. A sort of cartoon space, where different laws apply.
I'm thinking way too seriously about this.
I believe someone (niamaea? crazedturkey? you?) drew Cam with a guitar, but I've not seen the right episode, whatever it is, so didn't get the reference.
:)
You shall tell me which ones so that I too can be on drugs :D
*g*
And that they didn't show how those two conspired to make Daniel's life a misery. *g*
For serious. At the very least there should be reams and reams of fic devoted to this subject.
PEPPER!!!
You need to get these back pronto so I can rec them the next time I'm up for humour at
Also, I do love them so!
secondfifth viewing.:) Glad you liked!
Rotflmao at Jello!!
;)
Q: How do you know you've got an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
...Etc. :)
I really liked the idea of the invisible elephant lurking while Jack teaches Vala all he knows. :) Very funny!
"No,Daniel! NO! N.O. You cannot take the elephant through the 'gate. He won't fit."
"But he needs a friend and you need a pet.."
"Dog, Daniel. A dog is a pet. An elephant is a...circus."
"Didn't you tell General Hammon that you were the ringmaster?"
..silence ensues as Jack beats Daniel about the head, neck and shoulders...
Love the elephant.