The Elephant In The Corner

[pepper]

Belated happy birthday to 

holdouttrout     and rigel_7    , and thank you so much to 6beforelunch      for the lovely, lovely remix!

Clearly there's only one way to adequately express myself: STICK FIGURE ART! 

ETA: Dialogue now written in underneath, because my handwriting is appalling.

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For  holdouttrout:

 

Jack: So, grasshopper, you have learned well the ways of the snark.
Vala: Yes, sensei.


 
Jack: And the Seventy-Eight Infallible Methods for annoying a member of your team.
Vala: Yes, sensei.


 
Jack: Then I have nothing more to teach you. Go forth and join SG-1.
Vala: There's just one thing, sensei...



 
Vala: What's this I hear about Sam, Daniel, a 12oz carton of yoghurt, 15cc of honey, and three bananas?



 
Jack: Ah. You'll be wanting the advanced course.
Vala: Ooh, goody!



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For  linnet_101


 

Daniel: Vala! Stay away from Jack! And Jack, stay away from Vala! You're a bad influence!



 
Jack: Who's a bad influence?
Daniel: BOTH OF YOU!
Teal'c: Indeed. And you will wash my robes before you return them. Cool wash, no bleach.


 
Cam: Hey guys, I've just baked some - WHOA!


 
Cam: General O'Neill, is that... a new hat?



 
Jack: Keen eyes, Mitchell. Glad I made you leader of SG-1.
Vala: Cam's the leader?
Daniel: Is there something you want to tell us, Jack?
Teal'c: Be bald and proud, O'Neill.



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And for 

6beforelunch



 
Sam: OH, FOR-!




 
Sam: Okay, who let in the elephant?!?




 
Jack, Vala, Daniel, Teal'c and Cam: Elephant?




 
Sam: There's footprints ALL OVER my jello!

 

Comments

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Obviously, I can't express my love of this enough.

An elephant! Jello! Mention of bananas! Cam being nigh oblivious!

And it has Jack & Vala snark-mentoring!!!

*dies of sheer stick-figure-art bliss*

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

I think all of SG-1, former and current, are oblivious to the elephant in the room. They've had years of practice.

...Okay, yes, I need to cool it with the metaphors in my stick figure art. Because, seriously - stick figure symbolism? *is cracked*

Hee. Hope you had a lovely birthday!

[orca-girl.livejournal.com]

YOU... are twisted, and wonderful. Jack mentoring Vala -- OF COURSE!

(I esp. adore how Daniel's glasses' stems stick out from his head. :) Only one question: er, what is Cam's "attribute", there? Because at first, when he came in, I thought he might be Sam and that might be a science-y chemistry flask or something.)

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

It's a bag of macaroons that he just baked. :D

I had no idea how to illustrate Cam, to be honest. He seriously needs a gimmick if he wants to turn up in any more stick figure art. *glares at him*

[naelany.livejournal.com]

Teehee, too fun! And I got the macaroons ^_^

[geneeste.livejournal.com]

Wow. And HEE.

Made my day. (Am too amused to type complete sentences.)

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Am glad to have made you lose proper sentence construction.

*g*

[rigel-7.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!

Elephant! *has obsession with all things elephant related*

And I absolutely adore Cam and his bag-of-macaroons-because-he-clearly-needs-a-gimmick :D

I love it!!!

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Elephants are becoming a theme - odd, isn't it? They've never had them on the show. And I like them, and all, but I've no idea why they keep turning up in my work. I think it's that icon of yours - I've been subliminally influenced.

Glad you liked! Belated happy birthday! *g*

[rigel-7.livejournal.com]

Oooh and at like 3am last night I suddenly woke up and cried:

"of course! Cam has no pants!"

There's his gimmick :P

I don't quite know how that translates to stick form (maybe erase his little stick crotch :P)

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

...As you do. *g*

None of the little stick people wear pants, to my mind. Or anything else, for that matter. They don't need clothes, not having the bits to be embarrassed about. They're nekkid!

See, I think I have them in a separate place in my mind to 'real' SG-1. A sort of cartoon space, where different laws apply.

I'm thinking way too seriously about this.

I believe someone (niamaea? crazedturkey? you?) drew Cam with a guitar, but I've not seen the right episode, whatever it is, so didn't get the reference.

[caladria.livejournal.com]

Funnily enough, its the elephant that's cracking me up, not SG-1 (he just looks so surprised!)

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Hee. Well, SG-1 are a bit surprising. He's a bit lost, and he just wants to be their friend. He's hoping he might sneak offworld with them, if they're looking the other way.

:)

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

*g*

[aoife-hime.livejournal.com]

Oh those totally cheered me up after a day of slaving away at chemistry! Thanks for posting them!!!

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Oh good! I aim to please. :D

[crazedturkey.livejournal.com]

You is on drugs.

You shall tell me which ones so that I too can be on drugs :D

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Apparently I am. But unfortunately they're administering it to me through the water supply, because I've no idea what. Perhaps you can tell me? Symptoms may include random elephants.

*g*

[rihansu.livejournal.com]

Heee! I love it. I love the thought of Jack teaching Vala all his tricks. The show passed up comedy gold by never putting the two of them in a room together.

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

BELATEDLY replying - thank you! Yes, it's a real shame they never gave Jack and Vala any screentime. And that they didn't show how those two conspired to make Daniel's life a misery. *g*

[rihansu.livejournal.com]

Ha! You're welcome. And thank you, because seeing Dorkverse!Sam show up randomly in my inbox this afternoon made me grin like an idiot. :)

And that they didn't show how those two conspired to make Daniel's life a misery. *g*

For serious. At the very least there should be reams and reams of fic devoted to this subject.

[rigel-7.livejournal.com]

*wails*

PEPPER!!!

You need to get these back pronto so I can rec them the next time I'm up for humour at stargateficrec!

Also, I do love them so!

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry! I didn't think anyone would notice them vanish. I rearranged the Photobucket folders a while ago, and was too lazy to fix the links. Will get them back up soon. :)

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

These are even more awesomer on second fifth viewing.

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Heh, you were re-reading this before Rigel recced it. *is squeeful about that*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Well, they're AWESOME! *grins* Besides, one of them was written for *me.*

[hariboo-smirks.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! Cool wash, people. Cool wash.

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

If those robes come back and they've shrunk, Teal'c is gonna kick some ass.

:) Glad you liked!

[m-dk.livejournal.com]

OMG, brilliant!
Rotflmao at Jello!!

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

It's an old joke, but a classic. :) Thank you!

[m-dk.livejournal.com]

It was new for me but...my online friends tells me I don't get out much so...
;)

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

I have a tragic love of elephant jokes...

Q: How do you know you've got an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.

...Etc. :)

[m-dk.livejournal.com]

Well, elephant jokes never get's old I think.
I really liked the idea of the invisible elephant lurking while Jack teaches Vala all he knows. :) Very funny!

[sg-wonderland.livejournal.com]

"But, Jack..."
"No,Daniel! NO! N.O. You cannot take the elephant through the 'gate. He won't fit."
"But he needs a friend and you need a pet.."
"Dog, Daniel. A dog is a pet. An elephant is a...circus."
"Didn't you tell General Hammon that you were the ringmaster?"
..silence ensues as Jack beats Daniel about the head, neck and shoulders...

Love the elephant.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol Very cute! Thanks.

[6beforelunch.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, I can't believe I almost missed this. *giggles madly* I love stick figure Vala and her pigtails. So cute. Loved this. *g*