Belated happy birthday to
Clearly there's only one way to adequately express myself: STICK FIGURE ART!
ETA: Dialogue now written in underneath, because my handwriting is appalling.
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For
holdouttrout:

Jack: So, grasshopper, you have learned well the ways of the snark.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: And the Seventy-Eight Infallible Methods for annoying a member of your team.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: Then I have nothing more to teach you. Go forth and join SG-1.
Vala: There's just one thing, sensei...
Vala: What's this I hear about Sam, Daniel, a 12oz carton of yoghurt, 15cc of honey, and three bananas?
Jack: Ah. You'll be wanting the advanced course.
Vala: Ooh, goody!
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linnet_101
6beforelunch
Sam: OH, FOR-!
Sam: Okay, who let in the elephant?!?
Jack, Vala, Daniel, Teal'c and Cam: Elephant?
Sam: There's footprints ALL OVER my jello!

Jack: So, grasshopper, you have learned well the ways of the snark.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: And the Seventy-Eight Infallible Methods for annoying a member of your team.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: Then I have nothing more to teach you. Go forth and join SG-1.
Vala: There's just one thing, sensei...
Vala: What's this I hear about Sam, Daniel, a 12oz carton of yoghurt, 15cc of honey, and three bananas?
Jack: Ah. You'll be wanting the advanced course.
Vala: Ooh, goody!
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Daniel: Vala! Stay away from Jack! And Jack, stay away from Vala! You're a bad influence!
Jack: Who's a bad influence?
Daniel: BOTH OF YOU!
Teal'c: Indeed. And you will wash my robes before you return them. Cool wash, no bleach.
Cam: Hey guys, I've just baked some - WHOA!
Cam: General O'Neill, is that... a new hat?
Jack: Keen eyes, Mitchell. Glad I made you leader of SG-1.
Vala: Cam's the leader?
Daniel: Is there something you want to tell us, Jack?
Teal'c: Be bald and proud, O'Neill.
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Sam: OH, FOR-!
Sam: Okay, who let in the elephant?!?
Jack, Vala, Daniel, Teal'c and Cam: Elephant?
Sam: There's footprints ALL OVER my jello!

Comments
Glad you liked! Belated happy birthday! *g*
"of course! Cam has no pants!"
There's his gimmick :P
I don't quite know how that translates to stick form (maybe erase his little stick crotch :P)
None of the little stick people wear pants, to my mind. Or anything else, for that matter. They don't need clothes, not having the bits to be embarrassed about. They're nekkid!
See, I think I have them in a separate place in my mind to 'real' SG-1. A sort of cartoon space, where different laws apply.
I'm thinking way too seriously about this.
I believe someone (niamaea? crazedturkey? you?) drew Cam with a guitar, but I've not seen the right episode, whatever it is, so didn't get the reference.