Three weeks ago I did Spam Me With Your Favourite Sam Quote (Or Moment) Thursday. Three weeks before that it was Spam Me With Your Favourite Teal'c Quote (Or Moment) Thursday. And three weeks before that, it was Spam Me With Your Favourite Daniel Quote (Or Moment) Thursday. (You may be wondering, "Why every three weeks?" It's because.) So, naturally it follows that today is... Spam Me With Your Favourite Thor Quote (Or Moment) Thursday!
I jest, of course.
Jack!
I have many, many moments and lines from Jack that I love. Many. But I shall restrain myself, and just give you...
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And one of my favourite moments, in animated pic form.

This week, my darlings, I need Jack to brighten my life. So spam me!
Season 10 spoilers may be in comments. No need to worry about Ark Of Truth spoilers, though. :)
*sits back to see if the record of 99 comments to the Daniel Quotes post - so far the highest number of comments I've had to a post on here - will be surpassed*
I jest, of course.
Jack!
I have many, many moments and lines from Jack that I love. Many. But I shall restrain myself, and just give you...
Three firsts:
First season. The Enemy Within, Kawalsky awaiting surgery, and Jack's usual method of coping:
Jack: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Kawalsky: We're friends.
Jack: If you don't make it….. can I have your stereo?
(Ah, Charlie – you know he means "You're my friend and I care about you and don't die and don't worry it'll all be fine, I promise!" It just comes out a bit… wrong.)
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First season I bought – season 4 (predisposed towards being a Sam/Jack shipper? Moi?). Beneath The Surface, and even with a mindstamp, Jack is essentially… Jack:
Jack/Jonah: My memory’s fine!
Daniel/Carlin: Really?
Jack/Jonah: Yeah!
Daniel/Carlin: What did you do in the mines?
Jack/Jonah: I mined.
Daniel/Carlin: No…what did you do?
Jack/Jonah: I remember shovelling ore into a cart.
Daniel/Carlin: And?
Jack/Jonah: I did that a lot.
(It's the way he says "I mined" that I love most about that. I suspect if they pushed him some more, he might recall pointy hats and the hiho song. Or would he remember the mines from Need, and the days - weeks? - they spent down there?)
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First episode I watched – Full Alert (yes, an ass-backwards one to start on – it was showing on TV), and Jack finally has the upper hand in dealing with Kinsey:
Kinsey: Who are you calling?
Jack: Local sheriff’s a friend of mine.
Kinsey: I may be disgraced, but I’m not wanted for any crimes.
Jack: Breaking and entering?
Kinsey: Jack ...
Jack: Shh. It’s ringing.
(And then Kinsey pulls the cord out the wall, and Jack pauses for a moment – then takes out his mobile and begins dialling again. Hee! So, so deliberately, gleefully annoying. He's wanted to be like this towards Kinsey for years.)
First season. The Enemy Within, Kawalsky awaiting surgery, and Jack's usual method of coping:
Jack: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Kawalsky: We're friends.
Jack: If you don't make it….. can I have your stereo?
(Ah, Charlie – you know he means "You're my friend and I care about you and don't die and don't worry it'll all be fine, I promise!" It just comes out a bit… wrong.)
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First season I bought – season 4 (predisposed towards being a Sam/Jack shipper? Moi?). Beneath The Surface, and even with a mindstamp, Jack is essentially… Jack:
Jack/Jonah: My memory’s fine!
Daniel/Carlin: Really?
Jack/Jonah: Yeah!
Daniel/Carlin: What did you do in the mines?
Jack/Jonah: I mined.
Daniel/Carlin: No…what did you do?
Jack/Jonah: I remember shovelling ore into a cart.
Daniel/Carlin: And?
Jack/Jonah: I did that a lot.
(It's the way he says "I mined" that I love most about that. I suspect if they pushed him some more, he might recall pointy hats and the hiho song. Or would he remember the mines from Need, and the days - weeks? - they spent down there?)
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First episode I watched – Full Alert (yes, an ass-backwards one to start on – it was showing on TV), and Jack finally has the upper hand in dealing with Kinsey:
Kinsey: Who are you calling?
Jack: Local sheriff’s a friend of mine.
Kinsey: I may be disgraced, but I’m not wanted for any crimes.
Jack: Breaking and entering?
Kinsey: Jack ...
Jack: Shh. It’s ringing.
(And then Kinsey pulls the cord out the wall, and Jack pauses for a moment – then takes out his mobile and begins dialling again. Hee! So, so deliberately, gleefully annoying. He's wanted to be like this towards Kinsey for years.)
---
And one of my favourite moments, in animated pic form.

This week, my darlings, I need Jack to brighten my life. So spam me!
Season 10 spoilers may be in comments. No need to worry about Ark Of Truth spoilers, though. :)
*sits back to see if the record of 99 comments to the Daniel Quotes post - so far the highest number of comments I've had to a post on here - will be surpassed*

Comments
Fire and Water: "I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff."
Touchstone: "We came here in peace, and we expect to go in one... piece."
1969:
JACK: Or...
SAM: I can't think of an 'or' at the moment, sir.
DANIEL: No 'or'?
JACK: There is an 'or'.
DANIEL: There's an 'or'?
SAM: Sir, you can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way.
JACK: Captain, where there's a will, there's an 'or'.
Small Victories: "I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower."
Upgrades:
ANISE: You may call me Anise.
DANIEL: Anise?
ANISE: It means "Noble Strength".
DANIEL: I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
JACK: I'm Jack. It means... What's in the box?
[this might be my favorite fake!stupid thing Jack has ever said. *g*]
I think "Where there's a will there's an 'or'," is one of my favourite Stargate lines. They play with those standard lines, and I love it.
I also love it when he mentions magnets, like in WOO and Point of No Return, but my very favorite is in Rite of Passage, because he's being SMART and everyone just looks at him as if he's crazy, but he's completely RIGHT:
HAMMOND: How could she do that?
JACK: Magnets. Magnets. Every one of those pieces has got a little tiny magnet at the bottom to…hold it on the board like when you're driving so they don't rattle off…anyway…every one of those magnets has a little electrical field around it. That's how she was able to manipulate it. Magnets.
[BEAT]
JACK: They do look like horses.
[And we call chess knights "horses" in Portuguese, so that makes me even happier about that scene. *g*]