1. Go to here.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results

Thus...

1. Historian
2. Animator
3. Desktop Publisher
4. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
5. Interior Designer
6. Multimedia Developer
7. Computer Animator
8. Artist
9. Graphic Designer
10. GIS Specialist (Geographic Information Systems. Which, hmm, interesting.)

I'm sensing a theme.

ETA: *snips pathetic whining*