Wire Report--U.K.

Scotland Yard has reported apprehending a suspicious individual loitering at the British Museum for several days and taking copious notes.

When confronted, the woman insisted she was only doing research for some writing. However the strange symbols similar to constellations and alphanumeric designations like P3X-666 discovered in her notes were grounds for holding said woman pending further investigation.

Representatives of MI-5 and UNIT refused to comment on the matter.

Implied tentacle sex in public

But there are pictures of it posted on the internet.

*g*

Gosh, would it be for attacking poor memes for having improper grammar? ;)

Protesting in front of the North Korean Embassy with massive signs threatening the end of existence as we know...
The signs in question say,

"Stop now or suffer the fate of Kelowna!"

Said protester is being held in questioning for the disappearance of an unknown person named Kelowna.

There have been reports of fans who mysteriously disappear if they go to visit the U.K.

Just sayin'.

Assault on a coworker with a package of coffee.

Murdering a co-worker with a cafeteria tray! Quite bloody, but they're considering whether it's "justifiable homicide" or not. ;-)