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Oh my gosh. The Redial sign-ups post is quite an experience. Good times were had! All gone, now. Allll gone. And the rewatch of Nemesis! Is tomorrow! Tomorrow! Time, it does fly.

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

(Or "for what reason would you think I'd been arrested", and "how many crimes you get accused of committing"... And I think I can guess what the answers will be. *g*)

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Wire Report--U.K.

Scotland Yard has reported apprehending a suspicious individual loitering at the British Museum for several days and taking copious notes.

When confronted, the woman insisted she was only doing research for some writing. However the strange symbols similar to constellations and alphanumeric designations like P3X-666 discovered in her notes were grounds for holding said woman pending further investigation.

Representatives of MI-5 and UNIT refused to comment on the matter.

UNIT!!!

If doing that would get me arrested and interrogated by UNIT, I am SO THERE.

Implied tentacle sex in public

Bwah! I deny everything.

But there are pictures of it posted on the internet.

*g*

Gosh, would it be for attacking poor memes for having improper grammar? ;)

But it was WRONG! It... it... it...

JACK agrees with me. :P

Protesting in front of the North Korean Embassy with massive signs threatening the end of existence as we know...
The signs in question say,

"Stop now or suffer the fate of Kelowna!"

Said protester is being held in questioning for the disappearance of an unknown person named Kelowna.

Said protester is being held in questioning for the disappearance of an unknown person named Kelowna.

*sporfle*

The authorities just don't understand me. :D

There have been reports of fans who mysteriously disappear if they go to visit the U.K.

Just sayin'.

Assault on a coworker with a package of coffee.

She throws it back to the coworker screaming about the lack of quality... "I don't want anything that Daniel wouldn't drink himself!! No more sludge!! If I wanted sludge, I would have joined the military!!"

Murdering a co-worker with a cafeteria tray! Quite bloody, but they're considering whether it's "justifiable homicide" or not. ;-)

Haha! You is funny. *g*

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