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Some things.

  • Jul. 21st, 2008 at 10:08 PM
pepper: Pepperpot (Baby siamang)
A and I are going punting tomorrow (weather permitting). I am having visions of scenes from Jerome K. Jerome's Three Men In A Boat:

George said he had often longed to take to punting for a change. Punting is not as easy as it looks. As in rowing, you soon learn how to get along and handle the craft, but it takes long practice before you can do this with dignity and without getting the water all up your sleeve.

One young man I knew had a very sad accident happen to him the first time he went punting. He had been getting on so well that he had grown quite cheeky over the business, and was walking up and down the punt, working his pole with a careless grace that was quite fascinating to watch. Up he would march to the head of the punt, plant his pole, and then run along right to the other end, just like an old punter. Oh! it was grand.

And it would all have gone on being grand if he had not unfortunately, while looking round to enjoy the scenery, taken just one step more than there was any necessity for, and walked off the punt altogether. The pole was firmly fixed in the mud, and he was left clinging to it while the punt drifted away. It was an undignified position for him. A rude boy on the bank immediately yelled out to a lagging chum to "hurry up and see real monkey on a stick."

I could not go to his assistance, because, as ill-luck would have it, we had not taken the proper precaution to bring out a spare pole with us. I could only sit and look at him. His expression as the pole slowly sank with him I shall never forget; there was so much thought in it.

I watched him gently let down into the water, and saw him scramble out, sad and wet. I could not help laughing, he looked such a ridiculous figure. I continued to chuckle to myself about it for some time, and then it was suddenly forced in upon me that really I had got very little to laugh at when I came to think of it. Here was I, alone in a punt, without a pole, drifting helplessly down mid-stream - possibly towards a weir.

I began to feel very indignant with my friend for having stepped overboard and gone off in that way. He might, at all events, have left me the pole.

I drifted on for about a quarter of a mile, and then I came in sight of a fishing-punt moored in mid-stream, in which sat two old fishermen. They saw me bearing down upon them, and they called out to me to keep out of their way.

"I can't," I shouted back.

"But you don't try," they answered.

I explained the matter to them when I got nearer, and they caught me and lent me a pole. The weir was just fifty yards below. I am glad they happened to be there.

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(BTW, [profile] kalquessa, I've been confusing Jerome K. Jerome and G.K. Chesterton recently, which explains the seemingly random comment I made in your journal a while back. I do know them apart, really I do.)

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Knitting is coming along nicely. Need moar wool! Also more needles, so I can try stuff out.

Help.

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I am definitely more Stargate-centric than expensive-purchases-centric. Spam mail labelled 'Cartier Replica' caught my attention for a second, until I read it correctly.

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I can't find the lead for my camera at the moment, so I cannot show you pictures of knitting, Oxford, haircuts, etc. Where is lead? Is lead in electrical (misc.) bag? No. Is it in box of stuff from office drawer where I kept lead? No. Is it in random as-yet-unpacked box, perhaps mis-labelled as cookery books, mugs, dolls, or DVDs + hats? Seems likely. "Ah well, it'll turn up eventually" is my current philosophy.

Comments

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[identity profile] sjhw-tolerance.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
::rubs hands together gleefully:: Hooray! Another knitter to add to the ranks!
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
Enabler!

;)
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[identity profile] sjhw-tolerance.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
Of course! Let's see...you might want to check out Etsy. I put in United Kingdom wool in the search and found some lovely yarn.

And then if you would like to get into the biggest knitting forum around, Ravelry. You need to request an invitation to join (don't worry, there isn't any initiation and it usually takes about two weeks for them to get to you). Ravelry account invite page. There are tons of groups to join and three pages worth of them just from putting 'United Kingdom' in the search box.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
Heh. I have Ravelry bookmarked - the person who got me started on this knitting thing told me about it. :D Etsy's new to me, though. *bookmarks*
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[identity profile] sjhw-tolerance.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
Are you a member of Ravelry then? And if so, what's your user name?
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 06:28 am (UTC)
Ah, not joined yet. I've only just started this knitting thing, I'm waiting to see if it'll catch on. *g*
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[identity profile] sjhw-tolerance.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 10:51 am (UTC)
Ah, I see. You think there's still some hope.
;-)
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 10:57 am (UTC)
I can stop any time I want. I can. I just choose not to.

:D
[identity profile] a-loquita.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
"Cartier Replica...until I read it correctly."
...Sad part is I mis-read it in your post. (Huh? Oh! I get it now. *snicker*) Apparently you are not the only one inflicted with this disorder
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
Hee. Well, I maintain that our brains are a much more fun place.
[identity profile] kalquessa.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
*cracks up* I actually thought maybe you were talking about both of them in the comment, though I couldn't figure out how Jerome got in there, since I hadn't been talking about him...this explains it.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
I... got confused. :) It's the K, and the thoughtful humour, and the... Okay, I'm easily confused. *g*
[identity profile] caladria.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
Ha! You said Three Men in A Boat, and my mind went, sadly, to Griff Rhys Jones, Rory McGrath and Dara O Briain. I am so uneducated.

The trick to finding stuff is to look for something completely unrelated, at a time when you haven't got the time or inclination to fish it out and just think "Oh, I know where it is now, I'll come back for it later...!"

Good luck punting, don't drown.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Oh, I loved that series. They all looked like such royal pains in the ass to be stuck with on a boat for any amount of time. Very much in keeping with the book. *g*

I think that's how my usual finding of things goes. Trouble is, all these boxes look the same, and the labels on them are now wrong, due to me having shifted stuff around. Stuff the lead, actually - if I could find my mp3 player, I'd be a very happy girl.

I will try not to drown, ta. More likely I'll catch something nasty. :)
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[identity profile] surreallis.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 21st, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
Punting? What on EARTH is punting?
Please provide pictures.

Punting here is what is done in football when the team with the ball runs out of chances to get a touchdown, so they must call the low-paid, little guy out onto the field to punt the ball away.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 06:26 am (UTC)
Heh. Punting here is done on a river, with a flat-bottomed boat (a lot like the famous Venice ones), and a long pole that you use to propel yourself along (or round in circles, as the case may be) by planting it at the bottom of the river, and pushing.

I will take pictures! With a disposable camera, just in case we upset the boat. :)
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[personal profile] triskellian wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 08:11 am (UTC)
You missed the fact that the pole can also be used for propelling you in zig-zags across the river. "OK, we've hit the bank. Now hold on a minute, I'm sure I can rescue this... yes, we're away from the bank... Oh no! We've hit the other bank!"
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 08:24 am (UTC)
Hah, well, all I know about punting is what I've read in Three Men..., etc, and they hadn't mentioned that.

By this afternoon, no doubt I will know lots more about how to go horribly wrong with a punt. :)
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[identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 01:28 am (UTC)
I am definitely more Stargate-centric than expensive-purchases-centric. Spam mail labelled 'Cartier Replica' caught my attention for a second, until I read it correctly.

Hee! I so do that.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 06:27 am (UTC)
Much more interesting in our brains! It just is. Expensive watches? Pah.
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[personal profile] triskellian wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 08:17 am (UTC)
Knitting is coming along nicely. Need moar wool! Also more needles, so I can try stuff out.
Hooray! Also, I can lend you some needles to play around with. And probably give you some wool, too, thinking about it. I have too much, and some of it I'm never going to use.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 08:27 am (UTC)
Hee. Maybe... I want to try ribbing on purpose, at some point. I've only managed it by accident, when I gained a stitch somewhere, which knocked what I was doing off course.

Well, actually, I was aiming to do ribbing in the first place, and ended up with moss stitch, but I think that was a happy accident.
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[personal profile] triskellian wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 10:46 am (UTC)
I like moss stitch :-) The thing that I found made it easier to get ribbing and moss right was have an even number of stitches for ribbing, and an odd number for moss, and always start the row with a knit stitch.

Please may I steal your icon idea and make a Mac-flavoured one?
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 10:56 am (UTC)
'Course - help yourself to the icon idea. I use it to control my obsessive impulses towards finding the perfect icon every time. *g*

Yeah, I like moss stitch, too. It looks less uniform at first glance. Or possibly that's my knitting...
[identity profile] mrspollifax.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 11:43 am (UTC)
or DVDs + hats

Hee! Or maybe, oh no! It sounds suspiciously like you pack like I do. I hope the lead turns up - you're having adventures and your adoring audience needs pictures, lol.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 22nd, 2008 11:59 am (UTC)
It's perfectly logical! The DVDs were heavy, the hats were light. It's a pain to unpack, I admit... :) I also had a ton of boxes that said things like "Books + trousers", "Books + cushions", etc. *sigh*

Adventures! That's exactly how I've been thinking of this afternoon, actually. *g*

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