A and I are going punting tomorrow (weather permitting). I am having visions of scenes from Jerome K. Jerome's Three Men In A Boat:
(BTW,
kalquessa, I've been confusing Jerome K. Jerome and G.K. Chesterton recently, which explains the seemingly random comment I made in your journal a while back. I do know them apart, really I do.)
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Knitting is coming along nicely. Need moar wool! Also more needles, so I can try stuff out.
Help.
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I am definitely more Stargate-centric than expensive-purchases-centric. Spam mail labelled 'Cartier Replica' caught my attention for a second, until I read it correctly.
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I can't find the lead for my camera at the moment, so I cannot show you pictures of knitting, Oxford, haircuts, etc. Where is lead? Is lead in electrical (misc.) bag? No. Is it in box of stuff from office drawer where I kept lead? No. Is it in random as-yet-unpacked box, perhaps mis-labelled as cookery books, mugs, dolls, or DVDs + hats? Seems likely. "Ah well, it'll turn up eventually" is my current philosophy.
George said he had often longed to take to punting for a change. Punting is not as easy as it looks. As in rowing, you soon learn how to get along and handle the craft, but it takes long practice before you can do this with dignity and without getting the water all up your sleeve.
One young man I knew had a very sad accident happen to him the first time he went punting. He had been getting on so well that he had grown quite cheeky over the business, and was walking up and down the punt, working his pole with a careless grace that was quite fascinating to watch. Up he would march to the head of the punt, plant his pole, and then run along right to the other end, just like an old punter. Oh! it was grand.
And it would all have gone on being grand if he had not unfortunately, while looking round to enjoy the scenery, taken just one step more than there was any necessity for, and walked off the punt altogether. The pole was firmly fixed in the mud, and he was left clinging to it while the punt drifted away. It was an undignified position for him. A rude boy on the bank immediately yelled out to a lagging chum to "hurry up and see real monkey on a stick."
I could not go to his assistance, because, as ill-luck would have it, we had not taken the proper precaution to bring out a spare pole with us. I could only sit and look at him. His expression as the pole slowly sank with him I shall never forget; there was so much thought in it.
I watched him gently let down into the water, and saw him scramble out, sad and wet. I could not help laughing, he looked such a ridiculous figure. I continued to chuckle to myself about it for some time, and then it was suddenly forced in upon me that really I had got very little to laugh at when I came to think of it. Here was I, alone in a punt, without a pole, drifting helplessly down mid-stream - possibly towards a weir.
I began to feel very indignant with my friend for having stepped overboard and gone off in that way. He might, at all events, have left me the pole.
I drifted on for about a quarter of a mile, and then I came in sight of a fishing-punt moored in mid-stream, in which sat two old fishermen. They saw me bearing down upon them, and they called out to me to keep out of their way.
"I can't," I shouted back.
"But you don't try," they answered.
I explained the matter to them when I got nearer, and they caught me and lent me a pole. The weir was just fifty yards below. I am glad they happened to be there.
---One young man I knew had a very sad accident happen to him the first time he went punting. He had been getting on so well that he had grown quite cheeky over the business, and was walking up and down the punt, working his pole with a careless grace that was quite fascinating to watch. Up he would march to the head of the punt, plant his pole, and then run along right to the other end, just like an old punter. Oh! it was grand.
And it would all have gone on being grand if he had not unfortunately, while looking round to enjoy the scenery, taken just one step more than there was any necessity for, and walked off the punt altogether. The pole was firmly fixed in the mud, and he was left clinging to it while the punt drifted away. It was an undignified position for him. A rude boy on the bank immediately yelled out to a lagging chum to "hurry up and see real monkey on a stick."
I could not go to his assistance, because, as ill-luck would have it, we had not taken the proper precaution to bring out a spare pole with us. I could only sit and look at him. His expression as the pole slowly sank with him I shall never forget; there was so much thought in it.
I watched him gently let down into the water, and saw him scramble out, sad and wet. I could not help laughing, he looked such a ridiculous figure. I continued to chuckle to myself about it for some time, and then it was suddenly forced in upon me that really I had got very little to laugh at when I came to think of it. Here was I, alone in a punt, without a pole, drifting helplessly down mid-stream - possibly towards a weir.
I began to feel very indignant with my friend for having stepped overboard and gone off in that way. He might, at all events, have left me the pole.
I drifted on for about a quarter of a mile, and then I came in sight of a fishing-punt moored in mid-stream, in which sat two old fishermen. They saw me bearing down upon them, and they called out to me to keep out of their way.
"I can't," I shouted back.
"But you don't try," they answered.
I explained the matter to them when I got nearer, and they caught me and lent me a pole. The weir was just fifty yards below. I am glad they happened to be there.
(BTW,
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Knitting is coming along nicely. Need moar wool! Also more needles, so I can try stuff out.
Help.
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I am definitely more Stargate-centric than expensive-purchases-centric. Spam mail labelled 'Cartier Replica' caught my attention for a second, until I read it correctly.
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I can't find the lead for my camera at the moment, so I cannot show you pictures of knitting, Oxford, haircuts, etc. Where is lead? Is lead in electrical (misc.) bag? No. Is it in box of stuff from office drawer where I kept lead? No. Is it in random as-yet-unpacked box, perhaps mis-labelled as cookery books, mugs, dolls, or DVDs + hats? Seems likely. "Ah well, it'll turn up eventually" is my current philosophy.

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...Sad part is I mis-read it in your post. (Huh? Oh! I get it now. *snicker*) Apparently you are not the only one inflicted with this disorder
The trick to finding stuff is to look for something completely unrelated, at a time when you haven't got the time or inclination to fish it out and just think "Oh, I know where it is now, I'll come back for it later...!"
Good luck punting, don't drown.
I think that's how my usual finding of things goes. Trouble is, all these boxes look the same, and the labels on them are now wrong, due to me having shifted stuff around. Stuff the lead, actually - if I could find my mp3 player, I'd be a very happy girl.
I will try not to drown, ta. More likely I'll catch something nasty. :)
Please provide pictures.
Punting here is what is done in football when the team with the ball runs out of chances to get a touchdown, so they must call the low-paid, little guy out onto the field to punt the ball away.
I will take pictures! With a disposable camera, just in case we upset the boat. :)
By this afternoon, no doubt I will know lots more about how to go horribly wrong with a punt. :)
Hee! I so do that.
Hooray! Also, I can lend you some needles to play around with. And probably give you some wool, too, thinking about it. I have too much, and some of it I'm never going to use.
Well, actually, I was aiming to do ribbing in the first place, and ended up with moss stitch, but I think that was a happy accident.
Please may I steal your icon idea and make a Mac-flavoured one?
Yeah, I like moss stitch, too. It looks less uniform at first glance. Or possibly that's my knitting...
Hee! Or maybe, oh no! It sounds suspiciously like you pack like I do. I hope the lead turns up - you're having adventures and your adoring audience needs pictures, lol.
Adventures! That's exactly how I've been thinking of this afternoon, actually. *g*