A and I are going punting tomorrow (weather permitting). I am having visions of scenes from Jerome K. Jerome's Three Men In A Boat:
(BTW,
kalquessa, I've been confusing Jerome K. Jerome and G.K. Chesterton recently, which explains the seemingly random comment I made in your journal a while back. I do know them apart, really I do.)
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Knitting is coming along nicely. Need moar wool! Also more needles, so I can try stuff out.
Help.
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I am definitely more Stargate-centric than expensive-purchases-centric. Spam mail labelled 'Cartier Replica' caught my attention for a second, until I read it correctly.
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I can't find the lead for my camera at the moment, so I cannot show you pictures of knitting, Oxford, haircuts, etc. Where is lead? Is lead in electrical (misc.) bag? No. Is it in box of stuff from office drawer where I kept lead? No. Is it in random as-yet-unpacked box, perhaps mis-labelled as cookery books, mugs, dolls, or DVDs + hats? Seems likely. "Ah well, it'll turn up eventually" is my current philosophy.
George said he had often longed to take to punting for a change. Punting is not as easy as it looks. As in rowing, you soon learn how to get along and handle the craft, but it takes long practice before you can do this with dignity and without getting the water all up your sleeve.
One young man I knew had a very sad accident happen to him the first time he went punting. He had been getting on so well that he had grown quite cheeky over the business, and was walking up and down the punt, working his pole with a careless grace that was quite fascinating to watch. Up he would march to the head of the punt, plant his pole, and then run along right to the other end, just like an old punter. Oh! it was grand.
And it would all have gone on being grand if he had not unfortunately, while looking round to enjoy the scenery, taken just one step more than there was any necessity for, and walked off the punt altogether. The pole was firmly fixed in the mud, and he was left clinging to it while the punt drifted away. It was an undignified position for him. A rude boy on the bank immediately yelled out to a lagging chum to "hurry up and see real monkey on a stick."
I could not go to his assistance, because, as ill-luck would have it, we had not taken the proper precaution to bring out a spare pole with us. I could only sit and look at him. His expression as the pole slowly sank with him I shall never forget; there was so much thought in it.
I watched him gently let down into the water, and saw him scramble out, sad and wet. I could not help laughing, he looked such a ridiculous figure. I continued to chuckle to myself about it for some time, and then it was suddenly forced in upon me that really I had got very little to laugh at when I came to think of it. Here was I, alone in a punt, without a pole, drifting helplessly down mid-stream - possibly towards a weir.
I began to feel very indignant with my friend for having stepped overboard and gone off in that way. He might, at all events, have left me the pole.
I drifted on for about a quarter of a mile, and then I came in sight of a fishing-punt moored in mid-stream, in which sat two old fishermen. They saw me bearing down upon them, and they called out to me to keep out of their way.
"I can't," I shouted back.
"But you don't try," they answered.
I explained the matter to them when I got nearer, and they caught me and lent me a pole. The weir was just fifty yards below. I am glad they happened to be there.
---One young man I knew had a very sad accident happen to him the first time he went punting. He had been getting on so well that he had grown quite cheeky over the business, and was walking up and down the punt, working his pole with a careless grace that was quite fascinating to watch. Up he would march to the head of the punt, plant his pole, and then run along right to the other end, just like an old punter. Oh! it was grand.
And it would all have gone on being grand if he had not unfortunately, while looking round to enjoy the scenery, taken just one step more than there was any necessity for, and walked off the punt altogether. The pole was firmly fixed in the mud, and he was left clinging to it while the punt drifted away. It was an undignified position for him. A rude boy on the bank immediately yelled out to a lagging chum to "hurry up and see real monkey on a stick."
I could not go to his assistance, because, as ill-luck would have it, we had not taken the proper precaution to bring out a spare pole with us. I could only sit and look at him. His expression as the pole slowly sank with him I shall never forget; there was so much thought in it.
I watched him gently let down into the water, and saw him scramble out, sad and wet. I could not help laughing, he looked such a ridiculous figure. I continued to chuckle to myself about it for some time, and then it was suddenly forced in upon me that really I had got very little to laugh at when I came to think of it. Here was I, alone in a punt, without a pole, drifting helplessly down mid-stream - possibly towards a weir.
I began to feel very indignant with my friend for having stepped overboard and gone off in that way. He might, at all events, have left me the pole.
I drifted on for about a quarter of a mile, and then I came in sight of a fishing-punt moored in mid-stream, in which sat two old fishermen. They saw me bearing down upon them, and they called out to me to keep out of their way.
"I can't," I shouted back.
"But you don't try," they answered.
I explained the matter to them when I got nearer, and they caught me and lent me a pole. The weir was just fifty yards below. I am glad they happened to be there.
(BTW,
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Knitting is coming along nicely. Need moar wool! Also more needles, so I can try stuff out.
Help.
---
I am definitely more Stargate-centric than expensive-purchases-centric. Spam mail labelled 'Cartier Replica' caught my attention for a second, until I read it correctly.
---
I can't find the lead for my camera at the moment, so I cannot show you pictures of knitting, Oxford, haircuts, etc. Where is lead? Is lead in electrical (misc.) bag? No. Is it in box of stuff from office drawer where I kept lead? No. Is it in random as-yet-unpacked box, perhaps mis-labelled as cookery books, mugs, dolls, or DVDs + hats? Seems likely. "Ah well, it'll turn up eventually" is my current philosophy.
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