Notes to self:

Alarm clocks. If you switch them off, you need to be certain you're actually going to get up now, and not merely fall back into a comfortably non-alarm-interrupted sleep. Restful though it may be.

Glasses. Yes, you still wear them. No, they don't mysteriously disappear when you want to splash water on your face. Apparently you need reminding of this fact.

Salad. Should not, in fact, go up sleeves.



Notes to others:

Being disorganised. Clearly I'm not the only one. Yes, I'm looking at you, schools of the UK. The deadline was in February.



(Has anyone read the Prince What-A-Mess books, btw? I adored them when I was little. Perhaps unsurprisingly.)