I defy you, Sucky Thursday! You think, with your dark powers of Making Me Dress Badly Whilst Half Asleep (why do I still own this shirt?), Offering Me Overtime Which I Probably Should Do Even Though I Don't Really Want To, Stressing Me Out About Moving House And Changing Job So I End Up Scarily Forgetful, and Making Everyone Else Have A Sucky Day Too In Many And Varied Ways, you will break me? Well, you won't! I wave Häagen-Dazs Belgian chocolate ice-cream, and Earl Grey green tea in your general direction! I thumb my nose at you, and read abyssinia4077's Happy Post! I write Jack/Teal'c fic at you. I hope shots of Jack's ass serve you well.

There. That should do it.