Today? Noo! I have too much to do today!

From Window of Opportunity:

Jack, to Janet and her penlight: I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that could explain this?

And Fallen, Part 1 (because Jack loves George, and I can't just say 'omg Chain Reaction! The whole thing!):

Jack, from the F-302 before launch: Uh, command? There is one more thing…
Hammond: Colonel. Major. Godspeed.
Jack: All right, that's better.