Three weeks ago I did Spam Me With Your Favourite Sam Quote (Or Moment) Thursday. Three weeks before that it was Spam Me With Your Favourite Teal'c Quote (Or Moment) Thursday. And three weeks before that, it was Spam Me With Your Favourite Daniel Quote (Or Moment) Thursday. (You may be wondering, "Why every three weeks?" It's because.) So, naturally it follows that today is... Spam Me With Your Favourite Thor Quote (Or Moment) Thursday!
I jest, of course.
Jack!
I have many, many moments and lines from Jack that I love. Many. But I shall restrain myself, and just give you...
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And one of my favourite moments, in animated pic form.

This week, my darlings, I need Jack to brighten my life. So spam me!
Season 10 spoilers may be in comments. No need to worry about Ark Of Truth spoilers, though. :)
*sits back to see if the record of 99 comments to the Daniel Quotes post - so far the highest number of comments I've had to a post on here - will be surpassed*
I jest, of course.
Jack!
I have many, many moments and lines from Jack that I love. Many. But I shall restrain myself, and just give you...
Three firsts:
First season. The Enemy Within, Kawalsky awaiting surgery, and Jack's usual method of coping:
Jack: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Kawalsky: We're friends.
Jack: If you don't make it….. can I have your stereo?
(Ah, Charlie – you know he means "You're my friend and I care about you and don't die and don't worry it'll all be fine, I promise!" It just comes out a bit… wrong.)
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First season I bought – season 4 (predisposed towards being a Sam/Jack shipper? Moi?). Beneath The Surface, and even with a mindstamp, Jack is essentially… Jack:
Jack/Jonah: My memory’s fine!
Daniel/Carlin: Really?
Jack/Jonah: Yeah!
Daniel/Carlin: What did you do in the mines?
Jack/Jonah: I mined.
Daniel/Carlin: No…what did you do?
Jack/Jonah: I remember shovelling ore into a cart.
Daniel/Carlin: And?
Jack/Jonah: I did that a lot.
(It's the way he says "I mined" that I love most about that. I suspect if they pushed him some more, he might recall pointy hats and the hiho song. Or would he remember the mines from Need, and the days - weeks? - they spent down there?)
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First episode I watched – Full Alert (yes, an ass-backwards one to start on – it was showing on TV), and Jack finally has the upper hand in dealing with Kinsey:
Kinsey: Who are you calling?
Jack: Local sheriff’s a friend of mine.
Kinsey: I may be disgraced, but I’m not wanted for any crimes.
Jack: Breaking and entering?
Kinsey: Jack ...
Jack: Shh. It’s ringing.
(And then Kinsey pulls the cord out the wall, and Jack pauses for a moment – then takes out his mobile and begins dialling again. Hee! So, so deliberately, gleefully annoying. He's wanted to be like this towards Kinsey for years.)
First season. The Enemy Within, Kawalsky awaiting surgery, and Jack's usual method of coping:
Jack: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Kawalsky: We're friends.
Jack: If you don't make it….. can I have your stereo?
(Ah, Charlie – you know he means "You're my friend and I care about you and don't die and don't worry it'll all be fine, I promise!" It just comes out a bit… wrong.)
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First season I bought – season 4 (predisposed towards being a Sam/Jack shipper? Moi?). Beneath The Surface, and even with a mindstamp, Jack is essentially… Jack:
Jack/Jonah: My memory’s fine!
Daniel/Carlin: Really?
Jack/Jonah: Yeah!
Daniel/Carlin: What did you do in the mines?
Jack/Jonah: I mined.
Daniel/Carlin: No…what did you do?
Jack/Jonah: I remember shovelling ore into a cart.
Daniel/Carlin: And?
Jack/Jonah: I did that a lot.
(It's the way he says "I mined" that I love most about that. I suspect if they pushed him some more, he might recall pointy hats and the hiho song. Or would he remember the mines from Need, and the days - weeks? - they spent down there?)
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First episode I watched – Full Alert (yes, an ass-backwards one to start on – it was showing on TV), and Jack finally has the upper hand in dealing with Kinsey:
Kinsey: Who are you calling?
Jack: Local sheriff’s a friend of mine.
Kinsey: I may be disgraced, but I’m not wanted for any crimes.
Jack: Breaking and entering?
Kinsey: Jack ...
Jack: Shh. It’s ringing.
(And then Kinsey pulls the cord out the wall, and Jack pauses for a moment – then takes out his mobile and begins dialling again. Hee! So, so deliberately, gleefully annoying. He's wanted to be like this towards Kinsey for years.)
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And one of my favourite moments, in animated pic form.

This week, my darlings, I need Jack to brighten my life. So spam me!
Season 10 spoilers may be in comments. No need to worry about Ark Of Truth spoilers, though. :)
*sits back to see if the record of 99 comments to the Daniel Quotes post - so far the highest number of comments I've had to a post on here - will be surpassed*

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And in the same episode, his total surprise when Anise/Freya kisses him and he's trying to get rid of her. Such a funny bit.
Melissa M.
Melissa M.
And in the episode where they go to Kheb (Maternal Instinct, I think) and Jack is so skeptical of the mystical stuff but then he goes against all his soldierly instincts and puts down his weapon when Daniel tells them to. And then the funny bit at the end as they start to leave~ "Daniel. Shoes."
Melissa M.
He didn't do so much of that in earlier seasons, but near the beginning of A Matter of Time, he is cute when he's asking Carter to explain wormholes to him (and she is cutely indulgent. too).
And before long they are once again trying to save the planet--Jack physically and Carter mentally. Thank goodness for Jack and SG1!
Melissa M.
I've seen RDA in an interview say he delibertely made Jack "dense" and "thick" to deflect from his heroism, and much as I love RDA, I do get quite annoyed with that. I definitely prefer to believe that Jack is plenty intelligent, he just hides it at times, when it suits him to do so.
Melissa M.
In Nemesis, you can see that Sam would like to go along on this fishing trip, and Jack is certainly enticing ("land of sky blue waters. Yeah, sure you betcha, Snookums. The loons, don't forget the loons") But of course the replicators get in the way and once again I know how Jack feels--I, too, have an insane aversion to bugs--particularly spiders, and so the mechanical spiders (replicators) really creep me out.
Then at the beginning of Small Victories we get to see our team's triumphal return ("we did kind of save the planet. Again. This should not get old, General") which is great in itself, but seeing Jack with Sam again in her lab, he repeating his plan to go fishing, she repeating her plan to stay there, they seem to much more at ease with each other, and I just love that (and the magnifying glass bit, too, of course--Jack the goofball strikes again.)
Melissa M.
Melissa M.
I could just watch Bra'tac and Jack (and Jacob) needle one another happily for a very long time. Imagine the poker they'd play. :)
And again with the dying, when Bra'tac says to Teal'c "we die free" and Jack sees the shuttle and says "or not!" Was it earlier in this episode where Jack says something about "it's not how many of you are willing to die for your cause, it's better to get the other guy to die for his cause first."
But later in that episode he shows his capacity to do the right thing even when he is no good at talking~his "C'mere" and hug for Carter is just right for what they have both been there in his near-death and Janet's actual and devastating death. That's why though there are so many parts of Heroes that are funny, and I love them, I rarely rewatch that one because it is such a tearjerker for me.
Melissa M.
Mmm, Heroes is a difficult one to rewatch, more so the more I read or write about the characters. I watched it again recently, and it's so good, but so heartrending.
Heroes is such a good, and such a hard-to-watch episode. I rewatch some episode from my dvds at least every other day, but I hadn't watched Heroes for a year, when I showed it to a friend who had seen most of the good Jack episodes, but not that one as yet. When we got done she said "I see why you wanted me to see this, and it was good, but oh, I never want to see that again!" Poor Janet, poor team trying to cope with her death. Yet the earlier parts of it had so much funny stuff, too. I loved the Siler getting shot as a test dummy bit--good ol' Siler. When I watched Heroes again last week I was crying as I always do.
And I loved the rest of the episode, too, so much. But for the Jack moment, there is the "You've lost a few pounds" (to invisible Daniel.) Daniel'e reply, via Nick "Jack, don't be an ass." has Jack instantly believing Daniel really is there. So true to character for both of them, as well as being quite amusing.
I do love Jack, so much (oh, I also love the rest of his team, but Jack!!! Best of a very good bunch).
Melissa M.
Melissa M.
From Politics:
Kinsey: Then should we not close your gate, for the same reason? To keep hope inside?
Jack: Senator, if I may...jump in here. I'm not as you guys, talking in metaphors here, I'm a military man, I prefer facts. And the fact is, the gate, I.E. the box, is already open. Now what's done is done. We made ourselves an enemy by killing RA, but the threat the Goa'ulds now represent--
Kinsey: Threat?
Jack: Yes sir. As in threatening.
Kinsey: The word threat, Colonel O'Neill, has been used far too often by this country's military as a justification for expenditures that we can no longer afford. Do you know how much this program costs?
Jack: Sevenish...
Kinsey: Seven Billion, four hundred and seven million dollars.
Jack: Give or take.
Kinsey: Per year!
Jack: With all due respect, Senator, the accounting department is up on level three, I believe. But if you want to talk about maintaining the first line of defense against what I believe is the greatest danger humanity has ever faced--
Kinsey: Hyperbole.
Jack: See for yourself! General, I suggest we dial up old P4A-771 I think it was, see how long the good Senator lasts on THAT world!
Kinsey: I have spent a career listening to doomsayers in uniform. 'Let us build our billion-dollar machine, and we will save America from the barbarians at the gate.' Let me remind you the cold war is over.
Jack: And let me tell you something, this time there really are barbarians, they're called Goa'ulds, and they really are at the gate, that one!
He's just so vehement and rightous and smart (because I totally agree with the discussion above, Jack's not stupid, he just hides it well [I totally buy into the whole 'making them underestimate him' thing]. And really, who would look smart when you're constantly placed next to Daniel and Sam anyways?) And you know that even though he hates the Russians, Jack knows that compared to the Goa'uld they're nothing.
From Cor-ai (an episode, like Red Sky, which I absolutely love because we get to see those bits of dark!Jack):
Daniel: Wait wait wait, who said anything about killing? I mean all they said was they want to put him through Cor-ai. Now, near as I can figure, that is like a simple trial.
Jack: Now see, it's that 'near as I can figure' part that's got me a little worried. What if their idea of a simple trial is a simple beheading?
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Jack: Not exactly. Teal'c, there are a lot things we do that we wish we could change and we sure as hell can't forget, but the whole concept of chain of command undermines the idea of free will. So as soldiers, we have to do some pretty awful stuff. But we're following orders like we were trained to. It doesn't make it easier; it certainly doesn't make it right, but it does put some of the responsibility on the guy giving those orders.
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Jack: It's a kangaroo court. Nothing's gonna make a difference. Isn't that painfully obvious to anybody? That kid made up his mind before we even got here.
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Hammond: Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
Jack: Since when, sir?
(snerk!) To:
Hammond: These people's laws in this regard are no different from our own. We don't stop pursuing war criminals because they have a change of heart.
Jack: War criminals.
Hammond: Yes, Colonel, he is. Like it or not, what the Jaffa have done to these people and thousands of other people is a crime. Now Teal'c spent many years serving the Goa'uld doing some damned distasteful things. Surely both of you must realize that this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Jack: General Hammond, I have spent a lot of years in the service of my country, and I have been ordered to do some damned distasteful things. I will not allow them to execute my friend.
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Another Jack-Teal'c moment I adore is in season 6, when they're on the Prometheus just after they kill Simmons and close the airlock when Jack straightens Teal'c's collar -- it's just such a perfect 'brother-warrior' moment.
And then, I adore pretty much all the interaction between Jack and Maybourne. ('Jaa-aack!' 'Harry.')
Jack: General, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.
Back to the politics bit, I love this moment in Spirits:
Hammond: I've just talked to the Pentagon. While they're obviously concerned about finding SG-11, they also want to avoid further upsetting the indigenous people.
Sam: Meaning they don't want to risk losing the Trinium.
Hammond: Your secondary objective is to negotiate a mining treat with these people. Obviously, we've started our relations on the wrong foot.
Jack: But that's so rare, sir.
Oh, man. I could go on like this for hours. There's just so many great, great moments. I may be back...
But back to my point--in Proving Ground, one of the funnier moments is when Jack is clearly planning some revenge on Daniel who he says has had it too easy in this training exercise. So when he calls Daniel to warn him the kids are coming, he says, rather ominously "have fun, Daniel" and when Daniel responds "you did tell then to take me prisoner and not shoot me, right?" Jack just has this rather crazed look on his face and hangs up the phone. Daniel should have guessed that could not be a good sign for him!
OK, that should wrap up this lovely "Jack moments" fest, for me. Thanks for letting me play!
Melissa M.