My year in fic - take the first line of the first fic you posted for each month of 2006.

Didn't post anything Jan, Feb, March or May - apparently not in a ficcy place at the beginning of the year. In June I posted 7 fics, and 6 in July. It may have been the weather, but more likely it was me trying to deal with some major job issues by metaphorically sticking my fingers in my ears and humming loudly.

Apr: "Hey, Logan! I'm glad you called. Didja find anything up there?" (Prolix, X-Men, W/R) 

June: "Someone needs to go with the Colonel." (Safe And Sound, Stargate)

July: Teal'c was unfamiliar with many Tau'ri customs. (Etiquette, Stargate, S/J)

Aug: "Cassandra Frasier, would you be able to explain something to me?" (What Do You Get If You Cross..., Stargate)

Sept: How did you tell someone that their child was going to be humanity's last hope? (Breaking The News, Terminator, S/K)

Oct: She was eating peanut M&Ms when she died. (Peanut M&Ms And The Twinkle in Her Eye, Stargate, S/J)

Nov: Jack rubbed his sweaty palms against his BDU pants, taking the stairs two at a time to the control room. (Practice Makes Perfect, Stargate, S/J)

Dec: Vala hadn't been on the ship long before she suspected there was something... kinky going on. (untitled, Stargate, S/J/D/T/V...)

edit: I've decided that old stories reposted shouldn't count - the first story I posted in November was a repost of an old one, so I've changed it to the first original posting of a story. It just makes more sense.