Oh gods, is this true? Is this what I'm like? How disgusting.

Although, to be fair, I spent yesterday putting up Christmas decorations, with a minimum of the usual arguments ("You've put all the big baubles at the top! It's top heavy!" "It's supposed to be top heavy! It's traditional!" "Argh!"), so the flat is all twinkly lights, and I have an excuse. I'm sometimes cynical... honestly...

(And really, who puts all the baubles at the top? They should be evenly spread throughout the tree. Otherwise it looks weird, and wrong, and did I mention weird?)