I havered on this for a while. Do Jack or Sam need days? Should I give someone else a chance – Cam or Vala for instance, because I sadly neglect them? And then I thought, screw it.
For those of you who've seen Ark Of Truth? Please don't quote it. I've not seen it, and won't for a month or so, and I've so far avoided most spoilers on it (I tell you, it's killing me not to read all the squee). Ta. Oh, but feel free to quote Season 10 all you like.
So, to start you off, because I do love this bit from CoTG, cheesy though it definitely is...
Sam: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel, and just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I just have a little problem with scientists.
Sam: Colonel, I logged over a hundred hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
The matching one, which made me laugh and laugh...
Moebius!Sam: This is totally unbelievable! You are a small and pathetic man! Those were my theories on spin wave technology and the effects of anti-gravity on electromagnetism, and you know it! Now, just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't… God! That's horrible! Who would ever say that?
And finally, one from Space Race:
Sam: Look, I know that this could be dangerous. But this is our job right? It's what we signed on to do. We take risks in the hope of achieving new levels of technology. If and I stress if, participating in this race just happens to be a little bit… I don't know…
Daniel: Fun?
Sam: What's a girl to do?
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Jack: Hey, how come you're not downstairs with the rest of the eggheads? Not that you're…an egghead…Well, you are…actually…but in a good way.
Sam: I couldn't think down there…they all kept looking at me for the answer.
Jack: Well, you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt. [Sam gives him an incredulous look.] Head…out of your head…when we need them.
Sam: Not this time.
Jack: Well, you still got two days to work on it.
Sam: Sir, I don't think I could solve this if I had a couple of years.
Jack: Carter, am I sensing fear in your voice?
Sam: Yes, actually, a lot of fear.
Jack: Well, stop it! You're making me nervous.
Sam: What about you, Sir? Any ideas? I mean, sometimes you have a way of seeing things at…at their simplest.
Jack: Thank you. I'm gonna go eat some cake.
Sam: I think I'll join you.