You...need frequent flyer miles to skin a cat?

Oh. Wow. *tries to catch breath, wipes tears* That...was exactly what I thought when I read those words. Seeing it down on paper..erm..screen though? Let's just say there were tears. And I almost choked. =P

Anyways, yes. It's a very common fact that you need frequent flyer miles to skin a cat. Ostensibly, it's because of the oddly flavored webs of longevity as they go about perpetually fondling the tendrils of modernity. Or something.

...erm...wow. *blinks* Just ignore that last bit.