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Aug. 23rd, 2007

  • 11:05 PM
pepper: Pepperpot (Yo-yo)
Has anyone else got Stargate: The Ultimate Visual Guide?

The book itself is fun, but you can probably find all the information in it somewhere online. I just wanted to share the foreword, as written by RDA, with people who are as odd as me. This is purely because I like the way he talks (or writes, rather). It's... characteristic.

So, thus, therefore, for your amusement and delight (I'm so easily influenced), here it is, in all its glory.

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If you've missed something along the way – no, if you've missed anything along the way – you have but to slide your fingers into the following pages, part them a full one-hundred-and-eighty degrees and begin your dizzying journey through Kate Ritter's Stargate SG-1: The Ultimate Visual Guide.

By now most regular viewers of Stargate (the television show) know its origin (the movie) and, as regular viewers, can fairly well trace the path of the show's vast and variant history. The not-so-regular viewers to the series have the benefit of the internet, a multitude of reruns, and burgeoning DVD packages that ostensibly harbor the whole story and thus the ability to catch up or familiarize. And then we have the huddled masses of regular folk who have never seen Stargate SG-1 and for whom I personally drone a quiet mantra: "Oh, whoa, oh no, what have we here..." (R.D.A., 2006).

To all categories of humanoid (alien and non-alien alike) I say: have a sweet gander at Stargate SG-1: The Ultimate Visual Guide, (U.V.G.). Newbie or pro, it will blow your socks away.

When I was but a wee lad, contemplating a life of laziness and inactivity, I lit upon an old friend in the name of John Symes, who, by life's design, was running the castle at MGM – he in turn introduced me to a couple of fellas, one of whom became a good friend in Brad Wright. I was presented with the pilot script for Stargate SG-1 and was asked to sign on for a two-year stint as Kurt Russell's stand-in. With the promise of potentially rapid advancement in the company and, times being what they were, I said no. Then I was told by all my new friends to actually read the script. This was a new concept for me, one normally reserved for kids these days who seem to be perpetually fondling the tendrils of modernity. But heck, I wasn't really in the mood to cash it all in (it takes real energy to quit) and, times being what they were, I read. And thus the seed was sown.

From the beginning there was always more to the concept than met the third eye. Once the series found its legs, and subsequently its creative rhythm, it became painfully obvious that we were to be pleasantly mired in the oddly flavored webs of longevity. Out of the gate I recall suspecting enormous potential for the show. Story lines examined foreign life forms, life styles, and forms of life; with particular attention paid to the philosophical, political and spiritual underpinnings of any number of cultures, foreign and domestic. Our heroes made friends, our heroes made enemies. They traveled a lot, garnering enough frequent flyer miles to skin a cat and back again. The ultimate goal then is to assist our viewers in recognizing the great and grand possibilities of a sweeping acceptance of ALL races... throughout the universe and the whole, wide world.

What Kate Ritter has provided here in the U.V.G. is invaluable – astoundingly so. Her chronicling of the entity that is Stargate SG-1 will set you on a path of insight and understanding. This book is an amazing accomplishment. The detail is scary. I personally have no realistic perspective from which to judge, but I've been around this Stargate thing a bit to know that Ms. Ritter has absolutely nailed it!

Read, enjoy... talk amongst yourselves.
And Kate, very nicely done, my friend. Congratulations!!



Comments

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[identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
He does have a very distinct style/personality, doesn't he?
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:29 pm (UTC)
Doesn't he just.

I think my favourite line is "I personally have no realistic perspective from which to judge". Yeah, no kidding.
[identity profile] kalquessa.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)
I love that man so much. He always leaves me with the vague impression that he's either scary smart and just playing everyone like a harp...or he's on the special crack. And I can never figure out which is actually the case.
[identity profile] geneeste.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:41 pm (UTC)
HEH.

I vote for the special crack.
[identity profile] kalquessa.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)
There is evidence to support this. I mean, "the oddly flavored webs of longevity"? *blinks*
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
Not to mention, "perpetually fondling the tendrils of modernity."

I do like the way he messes with language.
[identity profile] geneeste.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:51 pm (UTC)
Not to mention "garnering enough frequent flyer miles to skin a cat and back again."

You...need frequent flyer miles to skin a cat?
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
I think analysing it too closely is not advised. *g*
[identity profile] geneeste.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
You're probably right. Hee.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 11:03 pm (UTC)
You know, I think "Perpetually fondling the tendrils of modernity" might be my new journal subtitle. I was looking to change it.
[identity profile] kalquessa.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)
I second the motion! Huzzah!

And even if you could skin a cat with frequent flyer miles, that still leaves the question of what the heck "and back again" means in this context. *squooshes rda and his crackified brain*
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 09:25 am (UTC)
See, there you go, trying to make sense of it! It won't work, I tell ya.

I decided, upon reflection, and times being what they are, that "no realistic perspective from which to judge" would be more appropriate. *g*
[identity profile] kalquessa.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 01:31 am (UTC)
*cracks up* I know? What is the man on?
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 09:26 am (UTC)
And where can I get some? It's definitely special.
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[identity profile] xfirefly9x.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 05:54 am (UTC)
You...need frequent flyer miles to skin a cat?

Oh. Wow. *tries to catch breath, wipes tears* That...was exactly what I thought when I read those words. Seeing it down on paper..erm..screen though? Let's just say there were tears. And I almost choked. =P

Anyways, yes. It's a very common fact that you need frequent flyer miles to skin a cat. Ostensibly, it's because of the oddly flavored webs of longevity as they go about perpetually fondling the tendrils of modernity. Or something.

...erm...wow. *blinks* Just ignore that last bit.
[identity profile] geneeste.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:40 pm (UTC)
You just gotte love how his mind works, good or bad. Sometimes just being unique is enough.

Thanks for sharing!
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
There's more to him than meets the (third) eye.

You're welcome! See, I knew you lot would understand...
[identity profile] geneeste.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:52 pm (UTC)
I just love his sense of humor. Especially in the stuff that doesn't completely make sense - I get the feeling that he's messing with us just to see what we'll do. I have to admire that. :-D
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC)
It sounds like it's just kind of rolled out of his mind. Except he's notoriously cagey, so... well. Confusing, but I like it. :)
[identity profile] caladria.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:47 pm (UTC)
I think now is an appropriate time to declare my everlasting love of this man...

Well, that and to ponder whether he was being serious with, "Then I was told by all my new friends to actually read the script." I'm in two minds about it, frankly.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:55 pm (UTC)
He's very special. In many senses of the word. :)

Actually, he talks a lot like Tom Baker, someone else for whom I have a lot of time. I've read Tom Baker's autobiography - it's about has hard to determine what's true in that as in this. If RDA ever wrote his autobiography... well, that would be worth reading.
[identity profile] aoife-hime.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 11:34 pm (UTC)
If this man wrote books of his ramblings, I would be endlessly entertained.

And... 'oddly flavored webs of longevity'??? That's certainly a turn of phrase not commonly employed by the majority of the world's population. I LOVE IT!
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 11:40 pm (UTC)
He's... a rare vintage, isn't he? :)
[identity profile] aoife-hime.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 23rd, 2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
Very rare, most assuredly. But like many rare things, that's part of the appeal ^_^
[identity profile] crazedturkey.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 01:31 am (UTC)
Oy that man is cracked.

In such a good way too...

(He uses the word ostensibly a lot. I really think he just likes the sound :p)

Thanks, pepper. This was amusing!
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 09:17 am (UTC)
Heh, you're welcome.

I think most of that is just 'cause he likes the sound. Someone else might have said, "it looked like the show would have a long run," but with Rick we get, "it became painfully obvious that we were to be pleasantly mired in the oddly flavored webs of longevity." I have to love someone who loves words like that.
[identity profile] grooni.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 01:35 am (UTC)
Sigh... I do love this man! And I love his writing, it's so wacky, but fun. He should write a book. Or something.

Love the Kurt Russell stand-in line. He just cracks me up.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 09:21 am (UTC)
I do wonder if he'd have the concentration to write a whole book, though. Those notes on his fan website tend towards briefness, always with an excuse of having to go now because... It'd be wonderful if he did, though.
[identity profile] lady-draco2005.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 04:06 am (UTC)
BWAAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMG he is just a CLASSIC!! And I definately agree with the above comment. He should write a book! I would read it!
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 09:30 am (UTC)
*g*

I wonder what sort of book we'd get, though? Autobiography? He's not keen on revealing personal details, though, so... Maybe a semi-fictional autobiography? Something complete fiction? It'd certainly be worth reading, whatever it was.
[identity profile] grooni.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 02:08 pm (UTC)
I'd love an autobiography, but I don't see that happening. Some fans were talking about getting him to do a book for charity with pictures he took himself. He could write comments on those or something, it'd be brilliant.
But yeah, I kinda don't see that happening either, he's not known for a huge attention span. Like you said above, brief seems to be his style.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
Next time he breaks a limb, maybe he'll get bored enough and write something. We can but hope.

Wow, on re-reading, that sounded mean! I'm not wishing for him to hurt himself, I hasten to add. But he is rather inclined towards dangerous sports, wrangling sea turtles and the like. *g*

(I thought for a second, when I glanced at your icon, that Marge Simpson was lurking behind Rick. Hee.)
[identity profile] grooni.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 25th, 2007 01:33 am (UTC)
Hmmm... it's not like he's spending his days on set or anything these days, is it? I kinda doubt a broken limb would make him do anything. ;)

LOL, not not Marge. ;) But I should make one with Patty or Selma!
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[identity profile] xfirefly9x.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 05:56 am (UTC)
Hehe, that's awesome! I'm soooo getting a copy of that next time I get a chance! =D
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 09:33 am (UTC)
Heh. It's a very pretty book, with lots of shiny pictures - but in all honesty, that's my favourite bit of it. :)
[identity profile] kalquessa.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 04:07 pm (UTC)
*gapes in awe at icon*
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 24th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
There's a set. 11 of 'em. Jack loves his grammar, after all. Snaffle if you want.

http://www.pepper.vispa.com/Icons/Icons.html
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[identity profile] xfirefly9x.livejournal.com wrote:
Aug. 28th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
Ahh. Okay. Will still try to get it, probably. =)
[identity profile] hazmatica.livejournal.com wrote:
Sep. 10th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
Finally some one with inane ramblings! I personally don't know how anyone can sit down and write a book; I just am too hyperactive or something lol. I love RDA. Thanks for posting the forward!

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