*squeaks, high-pitched, like a bat*

Lunchtime today, 549 words on my apocafic! IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

Is it any coincidence that I cut my nails last night? I think not.

Also, today I have dressed like an egg. I hoped no one would notice - that they would think I was just dressed in a nice, summery yellow skirt and white top. Naturally, the first person to see me said, "Egg!". Dammit.