Hah! I like the prompts. Yes, I can safely say I would never have written any of those. *g*

*thinking...*

I looked at my old, unfinished fics to see if I had something suitable for a launching point (because my prompt was really very broad), but it went along the lines of "Sam/Jack, no, Sam/Jack, Jack, Jack, Sam/Jack, Jack... Damn. Is that all I write? CURSES!"