Title: Planet Of The Woobies
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 898
Featured Character(s): Daniel
Pairing(s): Daniel/team
Summary: Uh, this is just crack!fic. It hardly rates a summary.
A/N: So, I've nearly finished reading Barque of Heaven, and... okay, it's not actually this bad. At all. Honestly. 

(No actual spoilers for Barque, either. The plot of this--such as it is--is entirely mine.)

ETA: Haha! I would like to make it known that I wrote this before reading the final chapter of Barque (p. 336 on). And now I have read it. Uh-huh.

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( Consciousness slowly slithered back into Jack's brain... )
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THE END.