Again, reposting here for my own archive. Yet another fic (ficlet?) for jack_built, which, if you haven't yet seen it, what are you waiting for? I just counted 31 fics and ficlets that have been posted there. Since Saturday. There are Halo 3 parties, particle accelerators in the bathrooms, cool dudes on the fourth floor, crabcakes and garlic tomato soup, telescopes on the roof, canoodling in the closets, an archaeologist/anthropologist in the laundry room, and something strange happened to the doors in 320. Go already.

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