OMFG, these are good cookies. I froze half the cookie dough, but I don't think it'll stay in the freezer for long - I'm pretty much going to need another batch, oh, as soon as I finish the first one. It's not like the ingredients are anything unusual, but somehow, the finished product is just... otherworldly. From some darker, more sinful world, where everything is draped in red velvet or black leather.

Yeah, sorry, can't stay, the cookies are calling.