Yay, lolmac has kindly allowed me to share the postcard book I made for her (she had the winning bid for it in the help_haiti auction) with everyone! She is kind and generous. :D

So, without further ado...

( Part 1: Mac + Blake's 7 )

( Part 2: Sam + Mac )

( Part 3: MacGyver )

( Part 4: Mac + SG-1 )

( Outtakes )

Preliminary con report: holy buckets.

...Yeah, I don't think I can come up with much more tonight. I have extensive notes to write up. In the meanwhile, I have pics! Con picspam later, but first, annienau08 bought a book of blank postcards at the National Gallery, and I agreed to fill them up with stick figure art...

( I use the word "art" in its loosest sense. )

Several of these were by request, so some blame can be apportioned to abyssinia, annerbhp, annienau08, beanpot, and holdouttrout. *g* I hope you're having a safe journey home, girls!

Title: Tonight With Words Unspoken
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1791
Featured Character(s): Sam, Daniel
Pairing(s): Moebius Sam/Jack
Summary: Doctor Carter has some time to think after meeting a certain infuriating ex-colonel.
A/N: A companion piece to All To Myself, Alone. Never mind all the fics I'm supposed to be writing. Thanks – I think *g* – to elle11elle for prompting this fic.

(Another one that's been mostly complete for some time, and I've just polished off for posting at last. Pure coincidence that it's also a Moebius tag.)

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( "The sheer arrogance of the man!" )

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END.

Title: Before The World Was Young
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 438
Featured Character(s): Jack, Daniel, Sam
Pairing(s): Moebius Jack/Sam
Summary: "Some people in this tent actually like deserts," grumbled Daniel.
A/N: Please, RDA, please don't do the accent.

I wrote this before NaNo, and forgot to post it. Since NaNo, all I can seem to write are snippets, to the point where I'm tempted to just post the snippets and give up any pretense that I'll ever write the surrounding story.

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( Before The World Was Young )

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END.

Title: Keep It Simple, Stupid
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 409
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sam
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: Hammond's had it up to here with this stuff. Seriously.
A/N: Epilogue to yesterday's 'Heavy-Handed'. *eyeroll at self*

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( Just stick to the story, no hesitations, no deviations... )

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END.

Title: Heavy-Handed
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2548
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sam
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: "Uh, Carter? You wanna call that thing off?"
A/N: Because why not.



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( "Now that is freaky." )

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END.

Title: Unlahfulliche in Lyhte
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1
Rating: R
Wordcount: 9198
Featured Character(s): Daniel, Jack, Sam, Teal'c
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: Really, when it came down to it, it was Daniel's fault.
A/N: This poll very definitely called for "Pretending to be married", with Sam and Jack. *crosses off trope #34* This was only going to be a brief ficlet. I'm not sure what happened.

Many, MANY thanks to aurora_novarum, for her excellent advice on making this thing a lot more comprehensible, and a lot less exposition-y. You can also thank her for persuading me to drop the cruel ending I originally had in mind. :D

Posted to LJ here.



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( "No, no, it's not you, it's him..." )

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THE END.

Title: The Mission After
Author: Pepper
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 774
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sam
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: Jack is being an ass, and Sam is fine, okay?
A/N: annerbhp doesn't much like babyfic but she beta'd my last one anyway, as did crazedturkey, and they both like Sam/Jack, so this is for you both, babes. *smooch*

Will x-post to LJ when I get home. Damn, I need to upload my stupid!cute icon to DW.

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( This felt familiar. )

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END.

Title: Necking
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1627
Summary: He'd nearly kissed her neck.
Season: One
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
A/N: With thanks to holdouttrout, who gave me a deadline.

Valentines series:
1: Intruder Alert
2: Sweet, Cute, Tacky
3: Days Of Wine And Roses
4: Unprofessional
5: Etiquette
6: Four's Company
7: The Wrong Man
8: The Kirk Syndrome
9: White. Silk. Underwear.
10: Slow Evolution
11: Settling In
12: Necking

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( He'd nearly kissed her neck. )

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TBC.

Title: Settling In
Author: Pepper
Rating: G
Summary: Typical. It was absolutely typical of him.
Season: One
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
A/N: Oh heck, I do write this about once a year, for shinysilvergrl's birthday – at this rate, it should be finished by 2022. Aaaaaaaaaaa. Happy birthday, shinysilvergrl!

Valentines series:
1: Intruder Alert
2: Sweet, Cute, Tacky
3: Days Of Wine And Roses
4: Unprofessional
5: Etiquette
6: Four's Company
7: The Wrong Man
8: The Kirk Syndrome
9: White. Silk. Underwear.
10: Slow Evolution
11: Settling In
12: Necking

Will make no sense without reading those others first, but if this is a new story to you and you're thinking of reading it, a warning: I've been writing this since about when I started in the fandom. I have a serious problem with WIPs. I am truly sorry about that.

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( She took a look inside, and found he was already there, feet propped up on the furniture, hands carelessly fiddling with something terribly breakable. )

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TBC!

Title: All in a Good Cause
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG for mild swearing
Wordcount: 2214
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sam, T, Jonas, Daniel.
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: Sam Carter knew that Chief Pirate Jack O'Neill was glaring at her.
A/N: I started this for the TLAP Day last year, but failed to get it done on time. There was just something about it that didn't work, and I had to put it aside. But today I was tidying up my files, and decided I now knew how to tie it up and get it into the 'finished' folder. I love that feeling.

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( It was a beautiful day, and the sun was shining down on Coquitlam Fire Department's Talk Like A Pirate fundraiser... )

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THE END.

ETA: Haha! For what happened next, see syxp's comment fic, below.

Because annerbhp's latest icon challenge got me pondering this on my bus in the morning:

Do you think that there can be non-shippy stories where Sam and Jack have sex? Or is that, by your definition, shippy?

As you know, Bob, there's not really a great deal of Sam and Jack friendship fic out there, and the definitions can be a little hazy anyway, with the difference in intent and perception (one person's UST is another person's friendly banter).

What I mean is... gen people, could you imagine reading/writing a Sam and Jack friendship fic where they are forced into that sort of relationship? Or, Sam/Jack people, could you imagine reading/writing that kind of fic, but without the UST angle - one where it's their friendship that they have to salvage? And without a happy ending where they're given permission by the Prez to break the frat regs. *g*

(And no, this is NOT what I'm planning to do for my jacksamfriends fic!)

Title: Sugar For My Honey
Author: Pepper
Rating: R
Wordcount: 6073
Featured Character(s): Sam, Jack
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Summary: Jack was sure that this would be the mission report that finally got him fired.
A/N: Started this for the dayofindulgence, but I stalled at the ending – so, instead, I managed to fight it into shape in honour of annerbhp's birthday (which was yesterday, but...) – happy birthday, sweetie! I hope you had a wonderful day!

Many thanks to holdouttrout for constructive crit, and supplyship for some finale inspiration.

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( Jack was sure that this would be the mission report that finally got him fired. )

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THE END!

Title: (Rarely) Pure And (Never) Simple
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1410
Featured Character(s): Sam, Jack
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Summary: This wasn't a situation she'd ever expected to relive.
A/N: Written for dayofindulgence. Thanks to holdouttrout, who looked this over and said I ought to add this warning: "Do not read at work. No. Just don't. You'll thank me later. Also avoid drinking anything while reading this fic."

Happy birthday, surreallis!



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(  Jack was kissing her neck... )

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CURTAINS!

Title: Makin' Whoopee
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 714
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sam (or Jonah, Thera)
Pairing: Jack/Sam (Jonah/Thera)
Summary: Jonah was singing whilst he worked.
A/N: I started writing this for oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII (prompt word: nookie), but I ran out of time, and it simply didn't want to be pr0n. So I'll pretend I wrote it in honour of the fact that we're doing Beneath The Surface on redial_the_gate today, instead.

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( Jonah was singing whilst he worked. )

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END.

Am not very with-it today. Mesmerised by my shiny bracelets. Shiiiny...

Day Of Indulgence fic has grown from under 900 words to nearly 4.5k and climbing. Woot! Must think of conclusion soon, though, before the plot holes catch up with me and I stall it. Sadly, Jack and Sam don't want to conclude. They just want to snuggle.

Me: "Okay, you've got yourselves into a pickle, and that's all very fun and interesting – now what are you going to do about it?"

Jack & Sam: *zzz*

Me: "People?"

Jack & Sam: *zzzzzz* *cuddle*

Me: "PEOPLE! Wake up and make some decisions!"

Jack: "Go 'way."

Me: "Sam, your conscience must be nagging you about now, mustn't it? Sam? Sam, you feel bad, don't you? Sam? Sam? Sam, you should wake up—"

Sam: "When I'm READY!"

Me: "...Okay, I'll just wait over here and be very quiet. Don't mind me."

Jack & Sam: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

So, you peeps don't mind if it's 5k of Sam and Jack in a puppy pile, do you? Sam's scary.

(Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiny...)

Oh my god, flist. What're they putting in the water? And where can I get some?

These are all so recent, they're on the first page of my flist:

You're My Destination - annerbhp , Jack/Sam, rated older teens

Too Close to Slipping Away - a_loquita , Jack/Sam, rated teen

Foreplay - syxp , Jack/Sam, ?PG

Comment ficlet - syxp , Jack/Sam, ?PG-13

Unnamed AMTDI ficlet - syxp , Jack/Sam, NC-17

DIY - nandamai , Jack/Sam, NC-17

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?

Title: Stage Management
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 580
Featured Character(s): Daniel, Jack, Sam
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: Smooth, Jack. Very smooth.
A/N: holdouttrout, and I quote: "*pictures tall, handsome colonel sneaking around the base stealing lightbulbs* You should write that one next. Daniel should be involved." I spent most of today at work with nothing to do but work on a few ancient WIPs (and then most of this evening asleep. WTF?). These are not necessarily following a linear timeline. *shrugs*

1: Out Go The Lights
2: Actions Speak Louder
3: It's Closet Time
4: Stage Management

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( He really should be more careful. )

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END.

I wrote Sam/Jack pr0n! For the first time.

I could've sworn I'd written some Sam/Jack pr0n before, but no - I'd written Jack/Jack's imagination, and Sam/MacGyver, but technically, neither is actual Sam/Jack. :)

Sometimes I Can Forget (NC-17, duh, Sam/Jack, postscript to Unnatural Selection).

Dammit, now I have to go and update my fic post again.