It's an easy mistake to make. Whilst it may LOOK like I'm trying to find any old excuse for a simple inability to sit down and get my story the hell together, it's actually a valid REASON that is actively PREVENTING me from doing something I would otherwise obviously be completely on top of. Because my record for completing ficathon fics weeks in advance of the deadline has previously been so perfect.

Ooh, look, a flying pig.

I also want to re-read George's Marvellous Medicine. They read that to me in school - I wonder if they still do that, or if it's been banned yet. *loves Roald Dahl*