A quick visual reference of the characters you might not know...

Martha  (Doctor Who)	The Master  (Doctor Who)	Chris Larabee  (Magnificent Seven)	Sarah Jane Smith  (Doctor Who)

 

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Spike/Paul Davis) fic ? Do you want to?

I never knew it was a thing I wanted - until now!

2. Do you think Four (Martha) is hot? How hot?

Pretty hot. I think she's kick-ass. Captain Jack thinks she's hot – but then he would.
 

3. What would happen if Twelve (Sarah Jane Smith) got Eight (The Master) pregnant?

*dies*

 

Particularly funny that way around, too. I think the Doctor would be very, very angry. Also, I think the Master would actually get away with some of his outrageous demands, for once... Man, I almost want to write that, now.
 

4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Harry Maybourne) ?

Um... I can't think of any, actually. He's not usually the featured character.
 

5. Would Two (Rodney McKay) and Six (Spike) make a good couple?

The universe might never recover from the sarcasmic explosion.


6. Five/Nine (Bill Lee/Harry Maybourne) or Five/Ten (Bill Lee/Chris Larabee) ? Why?

Brain bleach! Good god. Neither. I really can't decide which is the least horrifically painful pairing. I think Bill/Harry is the least likely to end in carnage.

 

7. What would happen if Seven (Janet Frasier) walked in on Two (Rodney McKay) and Twelve (Sarah Jane Smith) having sex?

...Difficult to say. I think Sarah Jane would be horribly embarrassed, but relieved it was Janet rather than someone else, Rodney would be smug, and Janet would leave quickly, and then later offer good advice to Sarah Jane, vis à vis the advisability of having a relationship with McKay.

 

Sarah Jane is too much of a lady to have sex with McKay, though. (Or too much of a lady to get caught, at least.)
 

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Oz/Chris Larabee) fic.

Hmm... It could actually work – the person Chris is usually shipped with (in fandom) has a lot of similar characteristics to Oz.

 

'Chris Larabee always had a soft spot for laid-back, soft-spoken strays with dark secrets. Now a new stranger in town is threatening to take that Special Place in his heart usually reserved for Vin.'

 
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Jack O'Neill/The Master) fluff?

No. Crackfic, maybe. But neither is particularly fluffy, and if someone were to try to write serious fic with them as a pairing (the mind boggles), it would come out more like... well, Jack O'Neill/Baal (little goatee beard and all) is probably the closest same-fandom equivalent.
 

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Janet Frasier/Sarah Jane Smith) hurt/comfort fic.

Aww, that sounds cute. Um, I'm no good at titles until the story is written. I might call it "The Indefinite Article", but I don't know if anyone would get it.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Martha) to deflower One (Jack O'Neill)?

Bwahahahahaa! Um, well, fortunately there's already a good plot device in canon for that, as Martha travels in time. She could go back to the sixties or seventies and meet a young Jack O'Neill... Actually, that kinda works...
 

Many of them, I should think. And write it (I've definitely seen some by triciabyrne1978, recently). Usually Janet is slashed with Sam.
 

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Oz) het?

They write it – and very nicely, too. *looks at Kellifer*
 

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eight (The Master) ?

Not that I know of, but he's an old skool Doctor Who character, so not particularly current with my flist. I'm sure there'll be plenty of fic out there that features the Master, but I've not really delved into Doctor Who fanfic.
 

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Rodney McKay/Martha/Bill Lee)?

God I hope not.
 

16. What might Ten (Chris Larabee) scream at a moment of great passion?

Not really a screamer, but... well, depending on the fic, but many M7 fanficcers believe he might scream, "Yes! Vin! Take me now!" – or words to that effect.

 

When he's really, really angry, however, he does have a tendency to yell out for his wife and son (they burned to death in a fire). "Sarah! Adam!"

 
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (The Master), which song would you choose?

*giggles* Of all the people NOT to write songfic about... Um, 'I'm Gonna Change The World', by The Animals.

 
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Jack O'Neill/Spike/Sarah Jane Smith) fic, what would the warnings be?

Extreme violence... ickyness... OOC... sporks needed... DO NOT READ THIS FIC...

 
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Rodney McKay) to use on Ten (Chris Larabee)?

You know, I can think of about a hundred lines that would get him shot, but not one that would actually be feasible. Not something that McKay would say, anyhow. If there was one person guaranteed to get right up Chris Larabee's nose, it's Rodney McKay. And Chris tends to shoot people who annoy him. Or try to drown them in horse troughs.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Bill Lee)?

I don't recall ever reading a fic about Bill Lee. With him in, yes, but never featured. The only fic that springs to mind as Bill having more of a role is annerbhp's String Theory.

 
21. What is Six's (Spike) super-sekrit kink?

I don't know that Spike's too bothered about keeping his kinks secret, no matter how kinky. Probably the thing with the animatronic Buffy – he kept that secret, in fear for his unlife more than anything.

 
22. Would Eleven (Paul Davis) shag Nine (Harry Maybourne) ? Drunk or sober?

Only under the influence of strong alien mind control, I would say.

 
23. If Three (Oz) and Seven (Janet Frasier) get together, who tops?

Hmm. Janet is certainly the more forceful personality. What is it with Oz and petite redheads, huh?

 
24. "One (Jack O'Neill) and Nine (Harry Maybourne) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Harry Maybourne) suddenly runs off with Four (Martha). One (Jack O'Neill) , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Paul Davis) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Sarah Jane Smith), then follows the wise advice of Five (Bill Lee) and finds true love with Three.(Oz)"

...Or not.
 
25. What title would you give this fic?

The Day Pepper's Brain Imploded.

Afraid. Very, very afraid. Together, they could rule all of space and time, and shape it to their will. It would be beautiful and terrible to behold.