Aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergh. I've got myself into one of those Catch-22 situations where I've been trying to think of the perfect name for a character for so long that now no name is going to be perfect. I thought I knew better than this!

In fact, it's SG-1's fault: they're the ones who've been debating it in my head for the past week or so, and whilst it's amusing, it's also counterproductive. All they're doing now is finding reasons to shoot down one another's suggestions. Damn them. Why I ever hoped they might all agree on one name, I don't know.

She's going to damn well be called X, or I'll never finish this fic in time.