I found this yesterday, and thought I'd share the laugh with Stargate fans who understand.

( Lorne writes poetry, too! )

Stargazer's Lorne/Giant Squid fic, part I, part II - Unfold, and part III.

She's not right for you, Lorne! She cheated on you with Daniel!

Title: Stage Management
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 580
Featured Character(s): Daniel, Jack, Sam
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: Smooth, Jack. Very smooth.
A/N: holdouttrout, and I quote: "*pictures tall, handsome colonel sneaking around the base stealing lightbulbs* You should write that one next. Daniel should be involved." I spent most of today at work with nothing to do but work on a few ancient WIPs (and then most of this evening asleep. WTF?). These are not necessarily following a linear timeline. *shrugs*

1: Out Go The Lights
2: Actions Speak Louder
3: It's Closet Time
4: Stage Management

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( He really should be more careful. )

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