This is probably going to make no sense to most of you, but: I want to write Kerr Avon/Vala Mal Doran fic! It's all paian's fault, with her porn battle prompts. I don't think I can do the porn thing – but oh, wow, a universe with those two in it... The economy of the multiverse would never be the same, for a start. Also, there would probably be an apocalypse.