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Pepper ([personal profile] pepper) wrote2009-03-17 11:07 pm

Two ficlets for archiving (both gen, PG)

Just getting around to archiving these comment fics...

And We're Walking!
(Written for [livejournal.com profile] annienau08, posted here.)

Walter was instantly suspicious when the new girl slid into the seat opposite him, in the canteen. Oh, sure, she could be just looking for a place to sit (if the room wasn't half empty), or a friendly chat (if he'd ever spoken to her before), but he was fairly sure what this was all about. Once they heard about him, once they'd listened to the gossip or the rumours or the speculation (or the facts), they all came to find him.

"Hi!" she said, quite obnoxiously perky, despite the usual drab and hideously unflattering uniform. "I'm Darla!"

"Yeah," he said, his voice heavy with suspicious enquiry. He knew her name already. He knew every new arrival. It was part of his job.

"I just got here!" She actually tossed her hair over her shoulder, and then tried to look sly. Dear god. "Scuttlebutt tells me that you're the man to speak to."

Walter sighed. Yep. He'd known it. "About what?"

Darla leaned forward, eagerly, and got straight to the point. "What were they like?"

Well. In his heart of hearts, Walter had to admit that he kind of loved this. Because despite all the years, and all the changes, deep down, he knew he could still say that he'd been one of the originals. He'd seen it all, from black holes to alien hordes, bombs and celebrations and mass rescues and funerals. And even though he was merely a securi... an operations tech advisor now, he still knew: he'd been there. "Well, when he first arrived, Colonel O'Neill was—"

"Oh, not them!" said Darla, waving a hand dismissively. Walter stopped short, and gaped. Darla leaned her chin in her hands, and smiled, her eyes focusing on some distant, dreamy vision. "SG-6," she breathed, reverently.

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The Magic Of Myth
(Written for [livejournal.com profile] aurora_novarum, posted here.)

"Do you not see it, O'Neill?"

Jack was trying. Honestly he was. But he just couldn't see Darth Vader.

It wasn't so much the slightly pleading tone – it was the fact that it was coming from a 6'3, 190-pound, 107-year-old Jaffa, whom he would have unhesitatingly backed against Vader in a fair fight. It was impossible to say no to that, which was how he'd ended up here, at the Washington National Cathedral, trying to see one tiny gargoyle in the shape of Teal'c's favourite fictional villain.

"There – between the two arches." Teal'c pointed, and Jack squinted. "At the bottom of the gablet."

"Okay, no, that's where I draw the line," snapped Jack, levelling a steady glare at Teal'c. "The only thing I'm seeing here is a steadily rising bill from my chiropractor." Teal'c looked at him. "I'm an old man, T. I sit on my ass all day, and my back aches. I don't want to stare at this goddamn church any more, okay?" Teal'c continued to look, patently not buying it. "I need a coffee." Teal'c looked some more. "Okay, five more minutes, but that's absolutely it. I'm bored out of my skull."

Teal'c turned serenely back to the cathedral, and gazed upwards, apparently having no problems seeing the tiny gargoyle he'd dragged Jack down here to visit – and on his weekend off, too. Jack sighed, and cursed Daniel for the umpteenth time for giving Teal'c that damn guidebook. Couldn't he have given Teal'c a book of – of microbreweries, or something?

Hmm, now that was a thought. Maybe for next Christmas.

At last Teal'c dropped his head, and followed Jack out, wearing a look that said that, cathedral or not, he'd certainly been to a very spiritual place. Jack rubbed his hands, glad to be on the move at last. "Okay, where to next?" he asked, fully expecting Teal'c to drag him – oh so reluctantly, of course – to an IHoP, Krispy Kremes, or similar place for the worshipping of empty calories.

"The Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum," said Teal'c, surprising Jack.

Jack thought about this as they got into his car. "Okaaaay," he said. "Doesn't sound too awful." In fact, although he'd never admit it, he'd been meaning to go there since he came to Washington. He'd not yet found the time. Galactic emergencies, interspecies diplomatic crises, stern instructions from his secretary to finish reading his memos - that sort of thing.

"Indeed. I would like to see an exhibition there," said Teal'c, sounding keen. A little too keen. Jack was beginning to get a bad feeling about this... "It is called 'Star Wars: The Magic Of Myth'."

"Oh, for cryin' out loud-!"

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And go here for Aurora's awesome sequel of awesomeness.

[identity profile] a-loquita.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Couldn't he have given Teal'c a book of – of microbreweries, or something?
Yes! This is so Jack :)

an IHoP, Krispy Kremes, or similar place for the worshipping of empty calories
Bwhahaha! Perfect!
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Teal'c won't want to be dragged around microbreweries, but I suspect the idea will stick in Jack's brain... :) It'll end badly.

Oh! That reminds me, I must tell everyone to read the sequel. *goes to edit post*
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[identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha! Teal'c and his Star Wars obsession. *loves* He and I would get along just fine.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. He's the only one of them who cares at all about pop culture - he'd fit in nicely with fandom. :D (Well, he and Cam, of course.)
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[identity profile] aurora-novarum.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You titled it! *loves Teal'c's reverence fic all over again...hugs it and squeezes it and calls it George*

I love the perky tour guide and Walter scene too. Who cares about SG-1 when you can hear all about SG-6! Poor Walter.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, yes, I needed a title for convenience of linkage, and that just seemed perfect. :D

SG-6 is where it's at. All the cool kids have posters of... whoever was on SG-6. Yeah. *g*
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[identity profile] aurora-novarum.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Colonel Barnes and Lt. Fisher were in it...at least up in Season Nine. (http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/SG-6)

Oh, that was a rhetorical question? Never mind.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. I actually did Stargate Wiki them before I chose a team. SG-6 seemed to have a suitably uninteresting history. :)
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[personal profile] aelfgyfu_mead 2009-03-18 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I remember the second one (and hope I said at the time that I liked it), but I don't recall the first! That's funny!
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com 2009-03-18 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
You did indeed say nice things about the second fic at the time. And aw, ta! :D

[identity profile] supplyship.livejournal.com 2009-03-18 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
The first one - hahaha! Oh SG-6, you're so dreamy.

The second one - how did I miss this? V. cute. Poor Jack, he just wants to get coffee and donuts with his buddy, heh. (And I would put money on T weighing more than 190... all those glorious muscles! :)
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com 2009-03-18 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, SG-6... *sigh*

:D

Heh, well, it was a while back, and hidden in comments. Ta! Yes, Jack isn't really very good at feigning interest, is he? :)

Ack, I'm no good at weight - I don't have much concept of what they look like. Yeah, all those muscles would definitely make him a hefty weight. What would you guess?

[identity profile] supplyship.livejournal.com 2009-03-18 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Weight is so hard to guess. Thinking about it more, you were probably pretty close. CJ was a 3-time All-American football player in college (strong safety). So in his "fighting fit" days, I'd put him about 220. I know he's said that some of the middle years of SG-1 were the Fat!Teal'c years, but he carries it well, so I couldn't really tell. *shrug*

Yay Teal'c and Jack buddy fic! :D
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[personal profile] nandamai 2009-03-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I love both of these, Pepper.
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[identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com 2009-03-24 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you!