Give up *what*?!?

[pepper]

Swiped from secretrebel  :

In 2007, pepper_field resolves to...

Go to the simpsons every month.
Give some cats to charity.
Find a better terminator.
Volunteer to spend time with movies.
Become a better chocolate.
Give up books.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Comments

[secretrebel.livejournal.com]

Whu??? For your own health I strongly advise that you do nothing of the kind!

And give cats to charity? I wouldn't advise that either!

But perhaps if you can volunteer to spend time with movies you can bring them to a gentle understanding of where they went wrong. Tom Cruise, for example.

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

There's only so much I can help these poor movies - I think anything with Tom Cruise in is beyond redemption. But I'm fully prepared to sit down with the X-Men movies, say, and explain where they've gone wrong, and how they could return to the paths of righteousness.

How do you think I could become a better chocolate? I wasn't aware I was a chocolate in the first place, so perhaps I could begin by acknowledging that I am, in fact, 70% cocoa solids...