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Spam Me With Your Favourite Sam Quote (Or Moment) Thursday!
Can you believe it's been three weeks since Spam Me With Your Favourite Teal'c Moment Thursday? And six weeks since Spam Me With Your Favourite Daniel Quote Thursday? I can't. How time does fly. Jeepers.
I havered on this for a while. Do Jack or Sam need days? Should I give someone else a chance – Cam or Vala for instance, because I sadly neglect them? And then I thought, screw it.
For those of you who've seen Ark Of Truth? Please don't quote it. I've not seen it, and won't for a month or so, and I've so far avoided most spoilers on it (I tell you, it's killing me not to read all the squee). Ta. Oh, but feel free to quote Season 10 all you like.
So, to start you off, because I do love this bit from CoTG, cheesy though it definitely is...
Sam: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel, and just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I just have a little problem with scientists.
Sam: Colonel, I logged over a hundred hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
The matching one, which made me laugh and laugh...
Moebius!Sam: This is totally unbelievable! You are a small and pathetic man! Those were my theories on spin wave technology and the effects of anti-gravity on electromagnetism, and you know it! Now, just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't… God! That's horrible! Who would ever say that?
And finally, one from Space Race:
Sam: Look, I know that this could be dangerous. But this is our job right? It's what we signed on to do. We take risks in the hope of achieving new levels of technology. If and I stress if, participating in this race just happens to be a little bit… I don't know…
Daniel: Fun?
Sam: What's a girl to do?
Season 10 spoilers may be in comments.
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Carter: If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, it won't work.
Mitchell: Hang on, Sam. We're coming to get you.
Carter: Aw boy.
(That season six one with the Hebridans)
Corso: You're an officer in your homeworld's military, you're a scientist, an explorer, and apparently you're a pretty fair mechanic.
Carter: And I make a mean souffle.
(Fragile Balance)
Major General George Hammond: In the meantime, I suggest we try to make him as comfortable as possible.
Major Samantha Carter: I'll go set up a Playstation
Abu: No! I cannot look at you!
Capt. Carter: Ok, now I'm hurt.
Capt. Carter: Yeah, my career is over.
Dr. Fraiser: Don't worry about it. I can fix him up as good as new when this thing is over.
Capt. Carter: Great. So he can bring me up on charges.
Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
Col. O'Neill: General, I gave the order.
Dr. Jackson: I fired the staff weapon.
Capt. Carter: And I... was there
The problem with the funny Sam-quotes is that the poor girl's so often the straight man.. individual. You know that doing a Jack one of these will explode LJ, right?
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I'm hoping. :)
Yeah, Sam gets the straight lines and the exposition a lot. Then again, like Aurora has mentioned, it's often in her delivery.
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Has anyone mentioned the one of the Goa'uld (or Asgard or something) ship?
Sam Having fun now, Sir.
Jack You go, girl.
Which, technically, is more of a Jack-and-Sam line, but what the hey.