pepper | Spam Me With Your Favourite Sam Quote (Or Moment) Thursday!

Can you believe it's been three weeks since Spam Me With Your Favourite Teal'c Moment Thursday? And six weeks since Spam Me With Your Favourite Daniel Quote Thursday? I can't. How time does fly. Jeepers.

I havered on this for a while. Do Jack or Sam need days? Should I give someone else a chance – Cam or Vala for instance, because I sadly neglect them? And then I thought, screw it.

For those of you who've seen Ark Of Truth? Please don't quote it. I've not seen it, and won't for a month or so, and I've so far avoided most spoilers on it (I tell you, it's killing me not to read all the squee). Ta. Oh, but feel free to quote Season 10 all you like.

So, to start you off, because I do love this bit from CoTG, cheesy though it definitely is...

Sam: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel, and just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.

Jack: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I just have a little problem with scientists.

Sam: Colonel, I logged over a hundred hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

The matching one, which made me laugh and laugh...

Moebius!Sam: This is totally unbelievable! You are a small and pathetic man! Those were my theories on spin wave technology and the effects of anti-gravity on electromagnetism, and you know it! Now, just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't… God! That's horrible! Who would ever say that?

And finally, one from Space Race:

Sam: Look, I know that this could be dangerous. But this is our job right? It's what we signed on to do. We take risks in the hope of achieving new levels of technology. If and I stress if, participating in this race just happens to be a little bit… I don't know…

Daniel: Fun?

Sam: What's a girl to do?

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Hurray for Sam!

I hope to come back later with more, but just for starters:

"Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week! Why couldn't you have just taken one day off?"

Hee hee hee. :)

Heh, yes - Maybourne deserved that. It's not often she's annoyed enough to be actually rude to people. :D

No such thing as too much Sam!

There are dozens of quotes that make me adore her, but this is my all time favorite:

"You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water."

One I find quite useful, myself:

"It's done. It's just not 'finished.'" (Death Knell)

Okay, I'm going to put out a few Sam conversations that always make me laugh (so it's not just her, but I hope you can forgive me that):

"Jack O'Neill: I just walked in with a handfull of ingredients for my world-famous omelette!
Sam Carter: World-famous huh? What's in it?
Jack O'Neill: Eggs.
Sam Carter: I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
Jack O'Neill: Oh don't kid yourself, there's a secret ingredient I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot you.
Sam Carter: It's beer isn't it?"

Jonas Quinn: Hey, Major? How do I know what color to wear?
Carter: We call each other every morning.

Carter: There's a circuitous path of real timewinding through the temporal field.
Mitchell: It's a maze? It's a maze.

Ba'al: I know where you come from you're considered relatively intelligent, but by galactic standards that's not really saying much. Wouldn't you agree? Carter punches him.
Carter: You know, if you're not going to help you're really not much use to us, and if you're not much use to us then there's really no point in keeping you alive any longer. Wouldn't you agree?
Ba'al: I'd, ah, be delighted to help.
Carter: Great to hear.

Aaaaaaaaand because I know you'll appreciate this one:

Carter: It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth.

(On watching O'Neill and the O'Neill robot clone argue in "Double Jeopardy")

DARIAN: This is very strange to me.
CARTER: This kind of stuff happens to us all the time.

I can't remember which episode this was, except that it was a Jacob/Selmak ep. He says something smart-assed to Jack and then saunters out of the room followed by Sam who smiles that wonderfully "I'm not AT ALL angry" smile and says, "Welcome to *my* world."

It's "Welcome to my life" and it's from Exodus part 2. One of my favorite Sam quotes also!

Yes! Thanks for the correction! :-)

I adore that whole dialogue, especially Jacob's total immunity to Jack!snark:

JACK: I believe someone said ... we're not gonna make it.

JACOB: Sam, let's get the hyperdrive running.

JACK: Excuse me. I distinctly remember someone saying "We're not gonna make it!" I think we made it.

JACOB: I'm sorry, I overreacted. At the time it seemed we weren't gonna make it.

JACK: Yes! Well, next time, maybe we'll just wait and see.

JACOB: And blow the last chance I might ever have of being right?

JACK: (As Jacob passes by him) What?

SAM: Welcome to *my* life.

Ooh! My personal favorite alternate Sam:

"Oh, yeah. I also wish to blow us all to hell." (There But For The Grace Of God)

Hee, and her subtle little bit, when they're fighting, "Much though I'd love to see how this plays out..."

*g*

Jacob alllllllllways has to be right, doesn't he? I can totally see why he has a rocky relationship with his children. :D

Heh, I just knew that one would crop up. And then followed by her fixing the thing, and "Ah! Next step, parting the Red Sea." :)

Hah! Yes, I shall have to use that one, it is handy.

Hee! All good ones. Omelette with beer is surprisingly nice, it turns out. Yes, I'm extremely influenced by TV. I love her winding Jonas up. And I have to see the ep when she punches Ba'al.

Aw, Doctor Carter! She had guts.

*resists making obvious joke*

I just love the grin of glee on her face as Mitchell gets dressed after Vala had him chained to the bed. It is just sheer "Isn't it sweet how I work with the cutest, weirdest, and slightly dumbest boys ever?"

Nothin'. I just think it's funny how you're always losing your pants.

Carter: Inertial dampeners.
O'Neill: Cool... and check. Phasers?
Carter: Sorry, Sir.

(I can't express how much I love Jack's inner sci-fi geek--but then, this is about Sam. Ahem.)

Mitchell: This is great. We got the band back together!
Carter about Vala: So what's with the extra back-up singer?

Carter: As we discussed the situation we realized we could pinpoint the source of the phenomenon to a precise window. Specifically the interim journey between the two gates.
Mitchell: Did she just say "we"?
Carter: Pardon me?
Jackson: She said "we". You said "we"?
Carter: Ah, me and... myself, I suppose. The other Samantha Carter.
Mitchell: Right. Finally someone who can keep up with you, huh?
Carter: Yep.

Adria: Taking your life would be a waste of my time.
Ba'al: Which I suppose would be put to better use complaining.
Carter: Ugh. Geez, why don't you two just get a room.

I just wanted to say, about the "Ripple Effect" quote above, that Sam's self-satisfied look just KILLS me, every time. She's like, "Weird situation? Nah. This happens all the time, and besides, she doesn't need me to explain anything!"

And the Adria/Ba'al quote there...makes me laugh, every time.

I think this is it:

EDIT: ack! stupid new photobucket resizing process!

Ah, I love that Ripple Effect one, too. She's long past the OMG stage, and now is just gleefully unapologetic about being a genius in every universe.

(And don't worry - there'll be a chance to squee about Jack soon. *g*)

From Season 6 "Forsaken":

CARTER: Besides, all we're really doing is plugging your ship into my battery.

CORSO: Whatever you say.

CARTER: That didn't sound very good, did it?

Hee hee!

Heh. And who can blame her? It's just a pity that all the boys don't have the losing-your-pants gene. *g*

Yes, that looks like the "Yep. I FINALLY have someone on my level" look. *g*

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