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Spam Me With Your Favourite Sam Quote (Or Moment) Thursday!
Can you believe it's been three weeks since Spam Me With Your Favourite Teal'c Moment Thursday? And six weeks since Spam Me With Your Favourite Daniel Quote Thursday? I can't. How time does fly. Jeepers.
I havered on this for a while. Do Jack or Sam need days? Should I give someone else a chance – Cam or Vala for instance, because I sadly neglect them? And then I thought, screw it.
For those of you who've seen Ark Of Truth? Please don't quote it. I've not seen it, and won't for a month or so, and I've so far avoided most spoilers on it (I tell you, it's killing me not to read all the squee). Ta. Oh, but feel free to quote Season 10 all you like.
So, to start you off, because I do love this bit from CoTG, cheesy though it definitely is...
Sam: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel, and just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I just have a little problem with scientists.
Sam: Colonel, I logged over a hundred hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
The matching one, which made me laugh and laugh...
Moebius!Sam: This is totally unbelievable! You are a small and pathetic man! Those were my theories on spin wave technology and the effects of anti-gravity on electromagnetism, and you know it! Now, just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't… God! That's horrible! Who would ever say that?
And finally, one from Space Race:
Sam: Look, I know that this could be dangerous. But this is our job right? It's what we signed on to do. We take risks in the hope of achieving new levels of technology. If and I stress if, participating in this race just happens to be a little bit… I don't know…
Daniel: Fun?
Sam: What's a girl to do?
Season 10 spoilers may be in comments.
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From CotG: "I knew I'd like you."
From Orpheus:
CARTER: So they fly halfway across the galaxy in a highly advanced spaceship, but they don't use their technology to take over the planet. You know what their weakness turned out to be? Water! I mean, if that's true, why go to all the trouble to invade a planet that's two-thirds water. Not to mention the rain.
DANIEL: Why do you watch those movies if all you're going to do is cut 'em up?
CARTER: Come on! Don't you occasionally like to see if they're getting it anywhere close to right?
From Chimera:
DANIEL: Did I mention in the dream, the table was written in Ancient, and in the dream, I could read Ancient?
CARTER: Well, that's not so odd considering you can also do that when you're awake.
A Sam/Pete moment (he actually thinks she's kidding!):
CARTER: Well, then, I feel compelled to warn you, most of the guys I have dated recently, have died.
PETE: As in…
CARTER: Dead.
PETE: How?
CARTER: Various circumstances.
Jonas/Sam moments from Nightwalkers:
JONAS: Well, I've memorized all your mission reports. I just don't want people around here to start thinking I'm…strange.
CARTER: People don't think you're…strange.
JONAS: What about Colonel O'Neill?
CARTER: (after a moment) Let's get some lunch.
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JONAS:So when we were in the Sheriff's Office…you were in complete control?
CARTER: That's right.
JONAS: And you felt it absolutely necessary…to really slap me.
CARTER: Had to make it look good. Let's get some lunch.
JONAS: Mm. I'm really starting to enjoy this, uh, traditional American food. Mm.
CARTER: We have another tradition…it's called hardened arteries
Sam and Teal'c (and Daniel) from Cold Lazarus:
TEAL'C: You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the Gate Room?
[Daniel and Carter look shifty.]
CARTER: Oh yeah.
DANIEL: Absolutely.
Mitchell and Carter "Arthur's Mantle":
MITCHELL: You are still working on that thing!
CARTER: (guiltily) Oh, hi.
MITCHELL: Did you sleep here last night?
CARTER: Of course not...I slept down the hall in my quarters.
Carter and Woolsey:
WOOLSEY: All I'm asking for is a little reassurance. A few words to let them know that everything is going to be okay. I don't think it's too much to ask, all things considered.
CARTER: Mister Woolsey, if I could go back in time, which admittedly is an opportunity I am occasionally presented with, I would have made sure that we left the base as scheduled. But the reality is, for the time being, we are stuck here. Trapped in this cave, surrounded by predatory insects with no way of getting to the Stargate. Now I'm sorry, but I'm going to have a hard time mustering up a convincing pep talk, all things considered.
WOOLSEY: I see. In that case, I'd just like to point out that this routine off-world excursion has turned into a disaster, and the ramifications for Stargate Command will be enormous. Saving our lives would go a long way toward minimizing the damage.
CARTER: (whispering, sarcastic) I'll keep that in mind.
[A lot of it is really in the delivery, isn't it?
Okay, I'll stop now. :-)
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Oh, that reminds me of "Road Not Taken" -- I adore Sam having made the warning sign and then forgotten to put it outside the force field. That's such an authentic geek-out moment.
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Stargate is so weird!