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More exerpts from the SGC Christmas party reel (for original post, see here):

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There's a section set to the Scissor Sisters, 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing'. No amount of threats or bribery has ever succeeded in getting it cut.

First up comes Colonel O'Neill, standing outside General Hammond's door and plainly bored out of his skull. He sways side-to-side, staring at his feet. Then he begins to bounce, testingly. Then he hops from foot to foot, getting more involved in his own private game, balancing on one foot and then springing onto the other foot, neither foot touching the floor at the same time (and when now-General O'Neill watches this, he always winces and rubs at knees no longer up for such frivolity). Then, head still down and staring at his feet, he breaks into a remarkably competent soft-shoe shuffle, getting more enthusiastic, more absorbed... until he jumps like he's been shot at the sound of His Master's Voice, straightens, and is entirely sober and professional as he enters Hammond's office.

Next, brief as an hallucination, Walter, Siler, and an assortment of Control Room technicians flit past the Gateroom camera – performing the Dance of the Cygnets. Sam has always thought that the recording might have some use as an interrogation instrument, but she's never quite figured out how.

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Sam and Janet stride briskly down the hall. Outside a door, Sam stops, but Janet walks straight into the room and flings open her white lab coat. There's a crash from within the room, and then she's back out a moment later, and they're off down the hall - Janet with her lab coat wrapped tightly around her again, and Sam surreptitiously handing her... something. A caption follows the clip. "Unfortunately, the camera in Doctor Jackson's room had mysteriously developed a malfunction, so the other side of this footage is unavailable."

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As the reel grows and is added to, selected highlights from Jennifer Hailey's final test appear. They'd brought out the big guns for her. A month later she still wasn't a hundred percent sure the test was actually over – or that it hadn't in fact been a series of horrible accidents that were subsequently passed off as a test in order to salvage several careers.

When General Hammond screws with your mind, he really screws with your mind.

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There will be further silliness as and when I think of it. This is good to do on my journey home, I've discovered.

edit: Whee! Now with comment fic from

linnet_101!

edit2: And more comment fic from

niamaea! This is the best idea I've had yet - the fic is coming to me. *g*

edit3: *does dance of glee at own cleverness in coming up with a way to bring the fic to me*

holdouttrout wrote me comment fic too! *hugs*

edit4:

sjfan has joined in the fun, too, with some Janet fic! *glees*

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Eeee! and now of course I have to contribute :D

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It's a shot of the corridor outside O'Neill's office. Daniel saunters casually towards the door, a hammer in hand and checks both ways before slipping out of sight. The tape speeds up as more and more people converge at the office, carrying step-ladders, heavy duty power tools and what suspiciously looks like a giant wrench.

The timestamp on the tape shows that exactly 1 hour and 23 minutes have elapsed as the last person exits and Daniel shuts the door behind him.

Jack O'Neill returns from a meeting a short while later, folders tucked under his arm. He opens the door and stands open mouthed for several seconds before bellowing a name at the camera (presumed to be Daniel)

The camera POV switches to the interior of O'Neill's office where every piece of furniture has been attached to the ceiling, complete to the very last knick knack that graced his desk.

Heeheehee! Oh yes. I bet he'd done something to deserve it. Go evil!Daniel. Nice cameo by the giant wrench. ROFL