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Pepper ([personal profile] pepper) wrote2009-04-17 09:28 am

In my spam folder this morning...

Worst. Advertising slogan. Ever.

"Best manure for pork stalk."

I mean, seriously. That's bad even for spam.
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[personal profile] sin_after_sin 2009-04-17 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I... just...

What is pork stalk? And why would anyone be buying manure over the internet? Ahaha. Do they send it via the post?
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[personal profile] sin_after_sin 2009-04-17 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that? Is sort of hilarious. It's so far off any sort of peen metaphor I've ever heard that I could only reconcile actual agriculture in my mind. Ahahaha!
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[personal profile] sin_after_sin 2009-04-17 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Rigel would be the obvious culprit. :P

I've heard 'pork sword' but 'pork stalk' seemed like some sort of weird cultural difference in corn plants or something. Especially combined with manure.

The person who thought that up seems incredibly creative, and yet I don't think I'd ever want to meet them. Heh.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2009-04-17 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And why would anyone be buying manure over the internet?

Because they're gardeners living in the middle of big cities *g*.

(Seriously -- lots of garden catalogs will sell you tubs of dried chicken manure pellets, etc. Makes plants very happy.)

This has no relation to the verbal horror that is "pork stalk", though.
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[personal profile] sin_after_sin 2009-04-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
lol! I'm all, 'pork stalk? wtf?'

My spam blocker at Yahoo is so completely stellar that I almost never see spam anymore, at least nothing that creative. Maybe I've been missing out. ;)
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2009-04-18 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... okay, I just got "Supersize your tomatoes" as a spam header.

I deleted it without looking to see if it was a really really awful penis enlargement euphemism or if I'm now actually getting vegetable enlargement spam. I couldn't bear to know.
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[personal profile] holdouttrout 2009-04-20 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
OH YUCK. *g*