First, I must agree with you on the garlic. I love garlic, but I've had hummus where it's too much - it doesn't balance properly.

I'd make you some hummus (I make a really lovely hummus, if I do say so myself), but it'd be icky by the time it got to you. It's not like, say, cookies, that way.

I wore a black T-shirt with "The floggings will continue until morale improves" on it at D*C last year and there were a number of people who assumed it meant I was into bondage stuff for realz! Which was very amusing. They'd look at me like I was part of their sekrit club :)