Well, see...that *was* after the whole "I've never watched Star Wars" fiasco. I always figured Teal'c made him watch it, he fell in a slight stupor of geeky love, and memorized it.

In fact, that would make a great prompt.

Jack held up a video. Teal'c grinned, Daniel groaned, Sam looked vaguely horrified.

"Again?" Sam said, then tacked on a "sir?"

Jack looked offended. "It's a classic!"

Daniel said, "But we've seen it at least four times!"

Jack and Teal'c both glared.

Teal'c said, "That is incorrect. We have only seen this episode of the original Star Wars trillogy once. We have seen the first two episodes twice each."

Jack said, "Yeah. And we have to watch "Return of the Jedi" again. To make it even!"

Daniel and Sam exchanged a sigh.

Daniel said, "Fine. But this is the last time."

Jack smirked. "We'll see, Danny-boy. We'll see."